Oxygen Thief Tag for Auxie

Is he a REMF, walting kn0b-jockey?

  • Yes, WTF is he doing on ARRSE?

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  • No, leave him alone, he's got smarts

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Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Auxie has recently started posting on Arrse and just about everything he's come out with has been offensive (to me anyway).

The latest shot he's fired is to say that the Infantry are all cannon fodder in the thread on the Duke of Edinburgh. Thread Clicky

And what were your reasons for joing up pal defending the crown? the british public? a sense of duty? fcuk of you hypocrite, you joined up (assuming of course you are in the forces) because YOU wanted to do so, the fact i had the brains to end up as a rotary wing engineer and not cannon fodder and and i took full advantage of the superb training on offer which has led to a great, well paid career in civy street hardly makes me a" utter prick" whats your plans for civvy steet? security at tescoes check out perhaps?
I'd like to have a vote on whether this cnut deserves a new tag.
 
#2
He doesn't have 'the brains' to spell correctly, sh!t grammar also. I'm glad that I don't fly around in any of his aircraft.
 
#4
He'll probably do the same as all the rest of the folks who come on ARRSE and get up just about everybody's schnozz (Dogface comes to mind), which is to leave after a while.

But I can well understand why he presses your buttons, Biped.

MsG
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Either that, or a washing line :)
 
#8
Too smug for his own good. To the Tower with him.........
 
#9
He's a twat of the highest order, but no worse than some others who post here. Ignore him, the obvious chip on his shoulder will lead him to pastures new if his ego isn't stroked by all the attention.

Rotary engineer? What's that, REME who hit things with expensive hammers?
 
#10
auxie said:
fas_et_gloria said:
auxie said:
Taff-Cav said:
auxie said:
A god? more like a unemployed greek seaman who got lucky and has stayed lucky at the expense of the british tax payer more like
I WAS right, you ARE a spunkbubble! Read the man's wartime history and take note of his lifetime public service, what have You done for your country? Not too much i would hazard.......
He did no more than millons of others did during the war, as for a lifetime public service, boloxs hes has had a lifetime of public support living a incrediblly privileged life for doing what? opening the odd car factory, hospital, etc, anyway what is all this horse s*** about "serving your country" the average serviceman joins up because he wants to for his own ends, its a job, he gets paid for it and kept, and at the end of it he gets a pension, he doesnt join up for some noble ambition to serve his country and protect the great british public, get real mate, your a public servant like anyone else, police ,fireman, ambulance driver, you do a job and you get paid for it, end of
Who the * are you to speak for me and mine?
Listen you knob, ever since i was about eight i wanted to join the army, loved everything military,my old man was in the navy, my brother was in the army, i joined when i left school not because i saw myself as some bleedin hero, but because thats what i and i emphasis" i " wanted to do, c*** all to do with all that king and country bullshit, just like most other servicemen i joined for purely selfish reasons, i had a great time for twelve years learnt a specialised trade which has stood me in good stead enabling now as a civvy to make a good living , i learnt to scuba dive ,parachute, fly a glider, travel the world , all at the taxpayers expense, fantastic, i loved every minute of it and at no time did i ever think i was doing all this for anything but myself just like you, so stop all that sanctimonious boloxs about duty, hounour, defending the realm etc your doing a job like every one else and getting paid for it with some nice perks thrown in, you aint a hero, you aint superman and society owes you c*** all, you went into it with your eyes wide open.
Hee! I'm a knob.

At least I'm twice the citizen.
 
#13
Biped said:
Auxie has recently started posting on Arrse and just about everything he's come out with has been offensive (to me anyway).
So because someone's been offensive to you (in your opinion) he deserves an 02 tag? Get some testicles you worm. I think you deserve one because your posts offend me - because you're a jellyfish.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Ill_Fitting_Lightweights said:
Biped said:
Auxie has recently started posting on Arrse and just about everything he's come out with has been offensive (to me anyway).
So because someone's been offensive to you (in your opinion) he deserves an 02 tag? Get some testicles you worm. I think you deserve one because your posts offend me - because you're a jellyfish.
Have you actually read his posts? He's got me all a-quiver so he has!
 
#16
smartascarrots said:
He's a t**t of the highest order, but no worse than some others who post here. Ignore him, the obvious chip on his shoulder will lead him to pastures new if his ego isn't stroked by all the attention.

Rotary engineer? What's that, REME who hit things with expensive hammers?
expensive hammers - aka Rotary Clubs ?

Coat .. hat ... gone
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
sanchauk said:
I'm sure the chap will settle down when he clicks on to fact that he's not the only one on the site doing OK for himself.
Let's hope so; after all the message is clear to see . . .
 
#19
whiffler said:
smartascarrots said:
He's a t**t of the highest order, but no worse than some others who post here. Ignore him, the obvious chip on his shoulder will lead him to pastures new if his ego isn't stroked by all the attention.

Rotary engineer? What's that, REME who hit things with expensive hammers?
expensive hammers - aka Rotary Clubs ?

Coat .. hat ... gone
So the rest of the people in your Regiments/ Corps aren't Tw@ts? Just because hes an Aircraft Engineer and in REME doesn't mean that we are all the same. If i knew who he was i'd let you know if he was OK or one of the highest order.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Novelty_troop_tiff said:
whiffler said:
smartascarrots said:
He's a t**t of the highest order, but no worse than some others who post here. Ignore him, the obvious chip on his shoulder will lead him to pastures new if his ego isn't stroked by all the attention.

Rotary engineer? What's that, REME who hit things with expensive hammers?
expensive hammers - aka Rotary Clubs ?

Coat .. hat ... gone
So the rest of the people in your Regiments/ Corps aren't Tw@ts? Just because hes an Aircraft Engineer and in REME doesn't mean that we are all the same. If i knew who he was i'd let you know if he was OK or one of the highest order.
This particular tw@t has left the services and now earns £8 million per annum as a Chartered member (with gongs) of the IMechE fraternity. I understand that they are having a big lunch in his honour. However, he is very grateful to the tax-payer, the Queen, her hubby, all that cannon-fodder and the rock-apes for protecting his sorry arrse from the bad men, the firefighters union and that bloke that sells the big issue at Victoria Station for allowing him to earn so much money.

He does give his ex-unit (which I'm sure is OK) a bad name because from what I understand, nobody at the time gave him a fcuking good kicking for being such a walting kn0b.
 
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