Oxygen Thief & a cUnnnt. Robbie Williams is. Who else?

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  1. And before any clever cnut says "you are" fcuk off.

    Let me start this thread. Robbie Williams is an oxygen thief and a cnut
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    labour mp's. every one of them. (autopost)
  3. What, you mean there's a world outside arrse and the interweb? Yo'll be telling me that people have sex for real next and not just on porn sites.
  4. Janet Street-Porter, dont know why, I just Feckin hate her!
  5. Any Twatt whose ever been on Big Brother. :(
  6. I will do this by category

    Politicians; Brown, Blair, Ainsworth, Griffin, bugger it all of them

    Music: Boy bands, girl bands, Simon Cowell, shite-hop gits

    TV: All soap actors, Piers Morgan, X Factor, BGT (judges and contestants)

    Newspapers: Murdoch, Journalists

    Real Life: fat slapper who works in accounts, next door neighbour whinging, boring, fcukwit

    Sport: Beckham, Andy Robinson (for fcuking up a good rugby team)

    Edited to add a few more :D
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Jo Brand (as funny as an anal prolapse!)
    Paul O Grady..(scouse w@nker!)
    Jeremy Kyle (nuff said!)
    Russel Brand (git)
  8. Jo Brand WITH an anal prolapse now thats funny!
  9. I've said it before, so just to reiterate my undeniable hatred

    shami chakrabarti


    And breathe
  10. O2 thief maybe however i would Ream my tounge up her starfish & hoof her back doors in without a second thought. :twisted:
  11. Shami Chakrabarti - sound kinda Indobanglastani...what did she/he do to upset you?
  12. Look at her on under 'Liberty', supposedly a British pressure group. Then all will become clear.
  13. Nick Griffin

    Vanessa Phelps

    Gordon Brown
  14. Tracey Emin

    Damien Hurst


    Ben Summerskill




    Religious fundamentalists of all hues

    Judith Chalmers



    Jimmy Carr

    Heather Mills

    Robert Mugabe

    Noel Edmonds

    Patrick Kielty

    Ricky Gervais

    Kerry Katona

    James Shortt

    AND the cnut who stole the foam monkey head off the top of me aerial!
  15. Bit of a regional thing and I have a name in my sights - but those dimwits on the radio phone in shows who supposedly "enpower the people" but in reality encourage half wits to spout rubbish about subjects they know naff all about.

    I'm sure I heard someone yapping about dogs in the work place recently.