Unlikely to be the truth:Back on thread, I wonder what the next generation of charity adverts will tell us can be purchased for just three pounds a month...
"Just three pounds a month will help fund a Progressive Lobbyist and his svelte assistant to fly business class to the Seychelles to attend a Global Conference on Engaging Elites in Developing Countries
25p of your donation may end up in the form of something that may help real people directly but that is not really what we do nor indeed want to do any more.
We are past all that and really need to add value by going to Davos, UN Summits and Political gatherings to show how vital we are and to remind people that we help keep their particular Aid Industry gravy train on the tracks and allow them to Signal their Progressive Virtues.
Just give us money and don't think about it too much. Even if we explained it all clearly most of you are obviously too stupid to understand what good work we are actually doing and might just think many of us are self serving Leftists more interested in our own careers and/or furthering the Progressive cause and don't care about the actual fate of the Lumpenproletariat in shitholes because they never have been anything other than a problem"