Chez Ramirez is very important to me, it represents a lot of hard work and sits nicely betwix the edge of a local market town and the city of Manchester. A downside to being neighbourless and tucked away behind three ranks of deciduous goliaths is the ever so slight knowledge that with one hop over the iron gate and with some enterprising screwdriver work on the doors a sticky fingered cunt could spend all day emptying my house of all it's gear. Wierdly though the first morning of snow brought a new angle to this, at half five, far prior to the milk delivery a single track of footprints greeted me as I let the dogs out, unless someone was distinctly confused, had tragic news to deliver or fancied a chat with Wilmslows most handsome man then I'm sure it was a dirty theif casing my joint. In light of this im considering purchasing some steel, a piece, a fucking hand held equaliser. A discreet collection of edged weapons and a pussers issue pair of ammo boots are in place to deliver the good news to any potential insurgent but I'm certain a well greased and sex drenched firearm would complete my Branch Davidianesque compound. I know the odd nigger and am on first name terms with a couple of genuine chocolate faces so arming my White ass is no problem but the question is which one ? In the absence of a folding stock AKM I'm spoilt for choice ? How have you armed your Castillo ? And what would you like to stalk from room to room with in pursuit of a naughty burglar ?