Own Up - Which one was it?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hairyhandbag, Sep 7, 2009.

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  1. Just been listening to Richard Bacon on 5 Live and one of his topics was "have you ever met a radio presenter"

    Apart from the usual crowd of Wogan, Moyles, Blackburn etc the following was just announced.

    "I met the famous German radio presenter Dick Pimmelkoptf in KFC once"

    Hands up. Who was it?
  2. Not me. I did meet Chris Evans in a pub in Hammersmith in the days when they did the NME awards at the Palais. He was surrounded by lackies and girls but this could not disguise the fact he stank of twiglets and fox p1ss. In fairness to him, he bought me a drink. In fairness to me, i nicked his peanuts. Ginger cnut.
  3. Mmmm, gingers, twiglets - keep talking baby, keep talking.

    No, no, don't say Marmite!!!!!! :D
  4. He did reek a bit and was loud as feck. Mmmmmm. Twiglets.......
  5. I've got a ginger dog to lick, I'm alright jack.

    I might make myself a Bovril though, just for the total experience.
  6. Didn't he marry Grosse KartenKopf in the 70's??? :wink:
  7. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Did you take the p1ss and then have to wait ten minutes whilst he rung Danny Baker for a witty comeback? :D