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Own up, is this a arrser?

#3
There's two sides to this story. One good and one bad.

Good Side:

How many blokes can admit to turning a lezzer after 25 yrs of rug munching?

Bad Side:


Who the rug muncher just happens to be.

NO NO NO! It's just wrong.




However. . . . I wonder if she's got any home movies?
 
#4
An ex-squaddie who's heard a big Kerching! coming from the till!!

Fleece the gipping lezzer for all her ex-fledgling's 'hard earned' cash then fcuk her off big style.

Sound like a good plan to anyone?
 
#5
SlimeyToad said:
An ex-squaddie who's heard a big Kerching! coming from the till!!

Fleece the gipping lezzer for all her ex-fledgling's 'hard earned' cash then fcuk her off big style.

Sound like a good plan to anyone?
Thanks mate just give the game away for me why dont you good job the fcuktwit cant read or id be up sh1t street
 
#6
Lots of cash, lots of publicity. Good drills. However he does have to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England when it comes to the sideways monster mash.
 
#7
I love the progression through the photos of her in the article. From "Not real good, but acceptable", to "shriveled tattooed crack skank". Rather him than me!
 
#13
Don't knock it she's a good looking bird. Of course I'm single and going through a bit of dry patch at the moment. Getting to the point where I might even dig Jade up!!!
 
#14
brucewillis said:
Don't knock it she's a good looking bird. Of course I'm single and going through a bit of dry patch at the moment. Getting to the point where I might even dig Jade up!!!

You need a dry patch to consider doing that?

I have thought about it since they planted her, but im a tad worried as to the chances of catching some cancerous type thing from a keeeeemo victim.
 
#15
Gren said:
brucewillis said:
Don't knock it she's a good looking bird. Of course I'm single and going through a bit of dry patch at the moment. Getting to the point where I might even dig Jade up!!!

You need a dry patch to consider doing that?

I have thought about it since they planted her, but im a tad worried as to the chances of catching some cancerous type thing from a keeeeemo victim.
Look on the bright side. At least you'll be able to find her in dark...
 
#16
It felt so pure? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What will she say and do next? She probably left Britain 'cos Jack Tweed had either threatened to fcuk her or batter her. I saw some pics of these two loved up idiots in The Sun 'canoodling' and it put me off my lunch.
 

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