Owen Jones gets a kicking

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
Why is everyone hating on Owen Jones? Why the hate? Why the explosion of far-right violence on our streets?
I don't hate him. I just consider him an utterly pointless and self obsessed human being, in the same league as Dianne Abbott for utter uselessness.
 
Go on, then - evidence that. Show me the proof of this 'explosion'.
I can see it out of my window. There are people walking down the road in a mild-to-moderately intimidating manner. Occasionally there's an instance of aggressive driving. Something's going to kick off eventually.

I don't hate him. I just consider him an utterly pointless and self obsessed human being, in the same league as Dianne Abbott for utter uselessness.
Owen Jones tells it like it is. He calls a spade a spade. People can't handle that.
 
I don't hate him. I just consider him an utterly pointless and self obsessed human being, in the same league as Dianne Abbott for utter uselessness.
He studied at oxbridge don’t you know.
 
The writer and activist was ... leaving a bar near King’s Cross at around 2am on Saturday morning when a group of men “charged out of the pub with military precision” and hit him from behind.

Oh dear, he's having a pop at the Forces now.
In earlier reports, he claims...
‘[They] marched over, kicked me in the back, threw me on the floor… and then kicked me in the head’.
Corbyn added...
"Owen believes it was politically motivated, and we know the far right is on the march in our country."

It appears to me that there is a deliberate use of language to convey a subliminal message that associates the military with thugs who are politically opposed to Corbyn's Labour.
 

Cold_Collation

LE
Book Reviewer
Geezers need excitement, when their lives don’t provide it they incite violence. Common sense, simple common sense.
Ah, but only right-wing thugs engage in mindless violence against reasonable, enlightened and progressive crusaders for social justice and equality.

The existence of the Tory party, UKIP and The Brexit Party has unleashed upon the country thousands - nay, millions - of marauding thugs with shaven heads and vague military connections who have appeared spontaneously and instantly, despite the biological impossibilities.

These low-browed morons are determined to subdue the efforts of the vast majority - probably around 200 percent of the population - who wish to banish the monarchy forever and create a fair, socialist Utopia in which violence does not exist, and where the freedom fighters of the world and their families can live in peace and multicultural harmony free from the oppression of the soon-to-be-vanquished Establishment.

These brutal thugs prowl the streets, ready in an instant to inflict pain and aggression on anyone who does not share their narrow views. In their minds, any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. They are the lowest of the low, barely deserving even of our contempt.

Now, on the left we have the vast majority of the population - as I say, approximately 200 percent of us (and even more in some constituencies which have embraced postal voting). Labour, as we all know, came first by coming second at the last election but somehow the Prime Minister - a racist, tax-shy, austerity-obsessed multi-millionaire from a privileged private-school background - is a Tory.

That 200 percent must struggle valiantly on. And violence is a fair means of effecting change. Tory MPs must be shouted down at every opportunity. Extreme right-wing politicians - basically, anyone who doesn't support Momentum - are fair game for target practice with foodstuffs and even battery acid if that can be found.

Any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. But these true crusaders (please accept for a moment the Neo-Christian connotations of such a term - other religions are available) are noble beings whose near-reckless disregard for personal safety - because the pen is mightier than the sword, and no-one was ever hurt by words which incite if the cause is just - will set a shining example for the multi-cultural, multi-gender, self-selecting egalitarian elite of the future.


I hope I've cleared that up for you.

I am Owen Jones and I claim my £5.
 
In earlier reports, he claims...

Corbyn added...



It appears to me that there is a deliberate use of language to convey a subliminal message that associates the military with thugs who are politically opposed to Corbyn's Labour.
It's becoming clear the perpetrators have left an obvious calling-card which the Met have to investigate further. Firstly, they were marching. Secondly, they kicked poor Owen in the back. This suggests a particularly Bavarian style of marching. The nasty men were clearly tourists from the EU.
 
Ah, but only right-wing thugs engage in mindless violence against reasonable, enlightened and progressive crusaders for social justice and equality.

The existence of the Tory party, UKIP and The Brexit Party has unleashed upon the country thousands - nay, millions - of marauding thugs with shaven heads and vague military connections who have appeared spontaneously and instantly, despite the biological impossibilities.

These low-browed morons are determined to subdue the efforts of the vast majority - probably around 200 percent of the population - who wish to banish the monarchy forever and create a fair, socialist Utopia in which violence does not exist, and where the freedom fighters of the world and their families can live in peace and multicultural harmony free from the oppression of the soon-to-be-vanquished Establishment.

These brutal thugs prowl the streets, ready in an instant to inflict pain and aggression on anyone who does not share their narrow views. In their minds, any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. They are the lowest of the low, barely deserving even of our contempt.

Now, on the left we have the vast majority of the population - as I say, approximately 200 percent of us (and even more in some constituencies which have embraced postal voting). Labour, as we all know, came first by coming second at the last election but somehow the Prime Minister - a racist, tax-shy, austerity-obsessed multi-millionaire from a privileged private-school background - is a Tory.

That 200 percent must struggle valiantly on. And violence is a fair means of effecting change. Tory MPs must be shouted down at every opportunity. Extreme right-wing politicians - basically, anyone who doesn't support Momentum - are fair game for target practice with foodstuffs and even battery acid if that can be found.

Any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. But these true crusaders (please accept for a moment the Neo-Christian connotations of such a term - other religions are available) are noble beings whose near-reckless disregard for personal safety - because the pen is mightier than the sword, and no-one was ever hurt by words which incite if the cause is just - will set a shining example for the multi-cultural, multi-gender, self-selecting egalitarian elite of the future.


I hope I've cleared that up for you.

I am Owen Jones and I claim my £5.

Hear, hear.
 
Ah, but only right-wing thugs engage in mindless violence against reasonable, enlightened and progressive crusaders for social justice and equality.

The existence of the Tory party, UKIP and The Brexit Party has unleashed upon the country thousands - nay, millions - of marauding thugs with shaven heads and vague military connections who have appeared spontaneously and instantly, despite the biological impossibilities.

These low-browed morons are determined to subdue the efforts of the vast majority - probably around 200 percent of the population - who wish to banish the monarchy forever and create a fair, socialist Utopia in which violence does not exist, and where the freedom fighters of the world and their families can live in peace and multicultural harmony free from the oppression of the soon-to-be-vanquished Establishment.

These brutal thugs prowl the streets, ready in an instant to inflict pain and aggression on anyone who does not share their narrow views. In their minds, any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. They are the lowest of the low, barely deserving even of our contempt.

Now, on the left we have the vast majority of the population - as I say, approximately 200 percent of us (and even more in some constituencies which have embraced postal voting). Labour, as we all know, came first by coming second at the last election but somehow the Prime Minister - a racist, tax-shy, austerity-obsessed multi-millionaire from a privileged private-school background - is a Tory.

That 200 percent must struggle valiantly on. And violence is a fair means of effecting change. Tory MPs must be shouted down at every opportunity. Extreme right-wing politicians - basically, anyone who doesn't support Momentum - are fair game for target practice with foodstuffs and even battery acid if that can be found.

Any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. But these true crusaders (please accept for a moment the Neo-Christian connotations of such a term - other religions are available) are noble beings whose near-reckless disregard for personal safety - because the pen is mightier than the sword, and no-one was ever hurt by words which incite if the cause is just - will set a shining example for the multi-cultural, multi-gender, self-selecting egalitarian elite of the future.


I hope I've cleared that up for you.

I am Owen Jones and I claim my £5.
Even when quoting oneself (frowned upon) it is considered good form to use quotation marks, you know. ;)
 

Mrsheeny

Old-Salt
Ah, but only right-wing thugs engage in mindless violence against reasonable, enlightened and progressive crusaders for social justice and equality.

The existence of the Tory party, UKIP and The Brexit Party has unleashed upon the country thousands - nay, millions - of marauding thugs with shaven heads and vague military connections who have appeared spontaneously and instantly, despite the biological impossibilities.

These low-browed morons are determined to subdue the efforts of the vast majority - probably around 200 percent of the population - who wish to banish the monarchy forever and create a fair, socialist Utopia in which violence does not exist, and where the freedom fighters of the world and their families can live in peace and multicultural harmony free from the oppression of the soon-to-be-vanquished Establishment.

These brutal thugs prowl the streets, ready in an instant to inflict pain and aggression on anyone who does not share their narrow views. In their minds, any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. They are the lowest of the low, barely deserving even of our contempt.

Now, on the left we have the vast majority of the population - as I say, approximately 200 percent of us (and even more in some constituencies which have embraced postal voting). Labour, as we all know, came first by coming second at the last election but somehow the Prime Minister - a racist, tax-shy, austerity-obsessed multi-millionaire from a privileged private-school background - is a Tory.

That 200 percent must struggle valiantly on. And violence is a fair means of effecting change. Tory MPs must be shouted down at every opportunity. Extreme right-wing politicians - basically, anyone who doesn't support Momentum - are fair game for target practice with foodstuffs and even battery acid if that can be found.

Any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. But these true crusaders (please accept for a moment the Neo-Christian connotations of such a term - other religions are available) are noble beings whose near-reckless disregard for personal safety - because the pen is mightier than the sword, and no-one was ever hurt by words which incite if the cause is just - will set a shining example for the multi-cultural, multi-gender, self-selecting egalitarian elite of the future.


I hope I've cleared that up for you.

I am Owen Jones and I claim my £5.
Wow. Great post. It was so hard hitting and honest that I spat all my soy mocaprapachino all over my hummus bagel, narrowly missing my Guardian newspaper and unicycle.
 
You’ll probably find any damage caused by this alleged assault will be found in the region of his fundament. After all, it is from there that he makes his utterances and his alleged attackers were just trying to get him to shut up. The poor boy then, as per, confused his head with his arrsse.
 

Cold_Collation

LE
Book Reviewer
Wow. Great post. It was so hard hitting and honest that I spat all my soy mocaprapachino all over my hummus bagel, narrowly missing my Guardian newspaper and unicycle.
We should always look to find good, safe homes for wheel-impaired bicycles. But we must also consider the tricycle.

Keep up the good work.

Yours,

Owen
 
Ah, but only right-wing thugs engage in mindless violence against reasonable, enlightened and progressive crusaders for social justice and equality.

The existence of the Tory party, UKIP and The Brexit Party has unleashed upon the country thousands - nay, millions - of marauding thugs with shaven heads and vague military connections who have appeared spontaneously and instantly, despite the biological impossibilities.

These low-browed morons are determined to subdue the efforts of the vast majority - probably around 200 percent of the population - who wish to banish the monarchy forever and create a fair, socialist Utopia in which violence does not exist, and where the freedom fighters of the world and their families can live in peace and multicultural harmony free from the oppression of the soon-to-be-vanquished Establishment.

These brutal thugs prowl the streets, ready in an instant to inflict pain and aggression on anyone who does not share their narrow views. In their minds, any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. They are the lowest of the low, barely deserving even of our contempt.

Now, on the left we have the vast majority of the population - as I say, approximately 200 percent of us (and even more in some constituencies which have embraced postal voting). Labour, as we all know, came first by coming second at the last election but somehow the Prime Minister - a racist, tax-shy, austerity-obsessed multi-millionaire from a privileged private-school background - is a Tory.

That 200 percent must struggle valiantly on. And violence is a fair means of effecting change. Tory MPs must be shouted down at every opportunity. Extreme right-wing politicians - basically, anyone who doesn't support Momentum - are fair game for target practice with foodstuffs and even battery acid if that can be found.

Any level of violence is acceptable and no-one is safe if they transgress in even the mildest fashion. But these true crusaders (please accept for a moment the Neo-Christian connotations of such a term - other religions are available) are noble beings whose near-reckless disregard for personal safety - because the pen is mightier than the sword, and no-one was ever hurt by words which incite if the cause is just - will set a shining example for the multi-cultural, multi-gender, self-selecting egalitarian elite of the future.


I hope I've cleared that up for you.

I am Owen Jones and I claim my £5.
Say again in English after "But"..... OVER..
 
The writer and activist was ... leaving a bar near King’s Cross at around 2am on Saturday morning when a group of men “charged out of the pub with military precision” and hit him from behind.
I call bullshit. Anyone who has had any dealings with p1ssed up squaddies fighting knows that there is very little precision.
 

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