1. The Millennium Bug. Yeah And?
2. Bird Flu. Must kill...oooohh, 10 people a year - globally.
3. Global Warming. Anyone ever heard of the Ice Age? Lot of cars around then. Climate changes - work with it.
4. The Oscars. Who gives a mach 3 fuck which crappy onanist wins what?
5. Any TV reality show.
That'll do for now. My head is going to explode......