Discussion in 'Cookery' started by vvaannmmaann, Apr 17, 2013.
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I would normally make Banana Bread,bored with that.Any other thoughts?
peel and stick in freezer, to be used later as base for either a fruit smoothie or a banana daiquiri
Bounce them, in Kent.
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....make an excellent wanking/sex lubricant!
Meant to be very good for you. The blacker they are the more 'tumour necrosis factor' they contain. Which as the name suggests is not friendly towards any naughty bits of cancer that may be in your body.
Get them down ya neck!!
Could try this. I'd give 'em a lick!
Apparently some poorly toilet trained Germans recommend ramming them, peeled, up your arse before crapping into your partners mouth for an unusual taste surprise! Vorsprung durch fruit-bat-shit I suppose......
Where on earth did you discover that? No, please don't tell me!
stick on on a pizza with some tuna
Wasn't it Samuel Johnson who said, "No, Sir, a man who is tired of banana bread, he is tired of life; for there is in banana bread all that life can afford. It's ******* lush....."
I'm sorry to say that you are mistaken, that quote is by the Banana Splits, Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Gently slit the skin. Pour in a measure of Amaretto / Courvoisier / other girly alcohol. Stick on a BBQ. Scarf.
Vodka or malt whiskey works equally well.
Now that sounds like a recipe from a connysewer of alky bbqs.
Fry in lots of butter with a handful of raisins, ground cinnamon and some brown sugar. Lob in a splash of rum and chuck the lot over ice cream.
Just eat the ******* thing, ffs they are not even over ripe yet!
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