Outraged! Im Disgusted And Moderately Fuming.

#1
Soldiers face disciplinary action for wearing Poppy like a glove.

Two soldiers face disciplinary action for wearing Arrse member Poppy like a skin tight glove as part of a Remembrance Sunday tribute.


Ptes Bob "The Nob" Frenulum and Peter "Button Mushroom" Glans , soldiers at 123 Chip Shop Battalion based in Bishop's Helmet, have
been warned they are in breach of Queen's Regulations because they were seen to be fisting Poppy while performing a march past in front of the town's mayor, Councillor Ted Nugent.

Traditionally the battalion has paid for a wreath to be laid on the monument at Bishop's Helmet Remembrance service held at St John's Gardens by uniformed soldiers.

Councillor Nugent, who was visibly shaken by the ordeal said " I'm visibly shaken. I observed two soldiers wearing what I thought was a fur lined bearskin on their hands. When they marched closer I realised I was wrong and it was in fact a middle aged woman with a clout like a rip in a bear trapper's hat. I'm outraged!"

Rip In A Fur Trapper's Hat
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
 
#7
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
Exactly my point! Your ARRSE is outrageous, vile, abused and disgusting.
 
#10
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
A site where whores like yourself come to cruise for squaddie cock.
 
#11
threaders_vm said:
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
A site where whores like yourself come to cruise for squaddie cock.
Have I been missing out ?, I'm going to cancel my subscription to face party now. If there are women like that here already it's win win :wink:
 
#12
threaders_vm said:
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
A site where whores like yourself come to cruise for squaddie cock.
Don't flatter yourself !!
 
#14
I am at a total loss, not sure whether I should give a fukc or not, this dilemma not only has me confused but also I’m getting concerned the country will be divided and we will end up in a civil war (shirts against skins)
 
#15
The_Rattler said:
I am at a total loss, not sure whether I should give a fukc or not, this dilemma not only has me confused but also I’m getting concerned the country will be divided and we will end up in a civil war (shirts against skins)
I gave a fcuk once, back in the early 70's. My mate 'Two Dicks' was in the MRS having black nasty residue removed from his eyebrows after the squadon photo, and he said "S*****, do you give a fcuk", and I replied "yes mate", but I wasn't really listening.
 
#16
threaders_vm said:
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
A site where whores like yourself come to cruise for squaddie cock.
I couldn't have put it better myself.
 
#17
BuztyBabe said:
threaders_vm said:
BuztyBabe said:
Biped said:
Let's also start an 'OUTRAGED' thread where all matters of a sh!t-gripping nature are discussed, with a free reign to vent one's spleen. Something along the lines of The Sun.
What do you think Arrse is?
A site where whores like yourself come to cruise for squaddie cock.
Don't flatter yourself !!
Did you say "flatten"? Shurely that's what you'd do to him?
 
#19
Yeah, but you don't get that kind of f*ck these days. MoD cutbacks.

Used to be if you had the NSN and correct handshake you could be knee-deep in issue f*cks through the supply chain. Now, you can only get them as part of an Osprey issue so that you're able to give a f*ck about being shot.

It's just not the same, you know. Ask Timmy '5 widgets'.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#20
I too am outraged! There is a link to a poor fur trapper, whose sad and shoddy hat has been ripped, and no-one cares. What is this country coming to when we can give lottery money to Latvian Lesbian monoped juggling teams, yet a citizen of this country, an eledely man who fought and died in two world wars just so we could have a lottery, can be cast aside and made to suffer all through winter with a gaping gash in his hat, and something wet and shiny sticking out of it!

Time to march!
 

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