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Out of the mouths of birds......

I was walking through Swansea village on Sunday morning with Mrs Rug-Rat when I stumbled upon a shuttered-up retail outlet with a big neon sign saying Private Shop.

Mrs Rug-rat isn't the most astute of individuals, and asked what was sold in a Private Shop...... I couldn't resist it.......Privates!

Out of the mouth of birds!

Has anyone else got any pearly gems that their women folk have said?

I'm sure there's more than the one daft cnut that I married

"What do you mean, cock it?"

And, on Sat am, Mrs Stoat filled up the car, & brought it back. She then tells me that the fuel cap cover wouldn't shut, so she kicked it shut. I then asked "was the car locked at the time?", to which she replied "yes". "Well then you've broken it. Congratulations.". "How was I supposed to know you couldn't shut it when the car's locked?"...........
Going to visit a mate at JHQ Rheindahlen some years ago, passing British Military Cemetary when wife asks "what sort of soldiers are buried there then"?

Dead ones of course!! :roll:
Driving past a row of greenhouses in Kenya, someone remarked that the area was famous for its flowers.

Bint replies: "What sort of flowers - the ones you put in a vase or the ones you make bread with"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was demobbed we were moving into a new house my 18 year daughter asked What was behind the wall on the other side of the road. I told her it was a reservoir, her reply "Oh wonder what they keep in there"

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