Out of the mouths of babes. By a teacher.

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  1. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and d gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

    'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, they all answered 'NO!’ I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

    A six year-old boy shouted out: