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Out of the mouth of babes.

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I was taking my eight year old granddaughter to school the other day
and as I was turning in to the school drive, I accidentally pressed the horn. She looked at me quizzically, so I said. "I didn't mean to blow the horn." She replied. "I know that, Grandad." I said. "Really, how did you know it was accidental?"
She said. "Because you didn't shout wanker!"
 

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