Out of a child's mouth.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
    cream on her face.

    "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

    "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began
    removing the cream with a tissue.

    "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"