Our Snail is the new Stig on the telly the neet.

TheIronDuke

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#1
I struggle to express my delight. The new Stig, to be revealed to a panting world on Top Gear tonight is none other than the small but perfectly formed girly, Snail.

It is a secret, so please dont tell any reptile Journo's?

But if you have any questions to ask the new Stig, post them here. I shall do my best to forward them to the new Stig. I am her press agent. Product placement opportunities may be possible. PM me, yah?
 
#3
The new Stig, to be revealed to a panting world on Top Gear tonight is none other than the small but perfectly formed girly, Snail.
Damn it all man, what about PERSEC?! Once served it should never leave you. Take this morning when I was tasked for Op Milk Shop, for instance. I’m not allowed to say how many of me went out to the corner shop, but I counted me out and I counted me all back in again.
 
#4
Does she speak Jorman?
 
#5
Liar everyone knows it's Tropper66. He told me while tapping his nose.................
 
#6
Is she the one with an arsse like a windsock and a face like a bag of smashed crabs? Because her hoop is so large the drag will be caused slowing lap times espically if she drives convertibles...
 
#7
Very flat chested!
 
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