Our Home Secretary and others......Who would?

[tiger stacker]

If she takes it up the shitter then I wouldn’t mind ramming it homewards ensuring she was left knowing that her anus was pounded

 

[lokiuk]

If Priti offered it to you, would you, or would you head for the hills?


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Like a tramp on chips, even better would be a threesome with Liz Truss

 

[Tool]

now priti and jess philips... the borderline gwar that she is...

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Sorry to disapppint - that's Eddie Izzard. Are you a taker, or a receiver? Or both?

 

[Tool]

Sorry to disapppint - that's Eddie Izzard. Are you a taker, or a receiver? Or both?

Or to put it another way - you're in bed with Izzard on one side of you, and Pritti on the other. Who do you turn your back on?

Knackered that one, didn't I?

 

[maguire]

Or to put it another way - you're in bed with Izzard on one side of you, and Pritti on the other. Who do you turn your back on?

Knackered that one, didn't I?

pfffft. fine figure of a woman, she is.

 

[Old Stab]

PP.
I'd smash her lady pee pee and leave her looking like a smashed creme egg.

 

[The Assassin]

don't forget the black nasty,i get the impression that everything is a photo op for her

Oi, black nasty has a name, show her some respect

 

[oscar1whisky]

Oi, black nasty has a name, show her some respect

Hello Diane

 

[BugsyIV]

If she takes it up the shitter then I wouldn’t mind ramming it homewards ensuring she was left knowing that her anus was pounded

I bet Mills & Boons stock collapsed when you left the firm...

 

[don't tell him pike]

Well this might shock absolutely no one but I definitely would

 

[Tool]

Well this might shock absolutely no one but I definitely would

Izzard, Jess, Pritti or (shock - horror) Diane?

 

[Ecosse]

Izzard, Jess, Pritti or (shock - horror) Diane?

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes.

 

[medwaymud]

did someone say priti and black leather??

I can see white lines at the top of that leather basque thing.

Reckon its been photoshopped, I do.

 

[Old Stab]

I would.

 

[medwaymud]

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I would.

They got the arse right in this one.

 

[KnightsofRowallan]

Priti Patel appeared in the MILFs you would do thread with a definite split of opinions. Being compared to a Spanish Galleon being a favourite.

 

[Bacongrills]

now priti and jess philips... the borderline gwar that she is...

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That's ruined any chance of a wank I had tonight.

 

[Helm]

That's ruined any chance of a **** I had tonight.

Liar

 

[Richard Headicus]

Listening to her voice wouldn't be an issue when she has her mouth full.

Some of us would only manage to insert it into a nostril. We'd then have to manoeuvre our balls into her mouth, and hope she didn't clench her teeth when she hit the vinegar stroke.