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  1. Woman jailed for testicle attack
    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

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  2. Sounds like a nice girl to me.
    Sweetbreads anyone?
  3. Well that's the difference between love and like
  4. Judge Charles James' quote, " A very serious injury " - Chaps, if your partner ever offers you a, ' Jacob's Cream Cracker ' via a friend. Be cautious, very cautious..!
  5. We must have boring parties - we only do vol au vonts.
  6. "I am in no way a violent person"

    Oh really :twisted:
  7. If she is, she "can't remember".
  8. Come on chaps, she's sorry...
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    One might rip off a bloke's testicle and say something like "oops, that wasn't meant to happen", or "caaaannnt!"; but to then try and swallow it, well, that's just greedy.
  10. Is 2 1/2 years a fair sentence for what she did?
  11. How long would a bloke get if he ripped a tit off?? A lot longer no doubt! But she did say sorry....
  12. I would you know...

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  13. I'd be shite scared to be in the same room as the nad muncher.....
  14. I've fucked her, and i have pics on my camera to prove it.

    EDIT: Told you:

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