Ouch

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  1. Woman bites off lover's penis in car crash
    A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car.

    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work.

    The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

    To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI.

    The investigator was quoted by Star Online as saying minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood.

    The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis
     
  2. Ah well, I suppose on this occasion he would be grateful that she doesn't swallow
     
  3. Wonder how he'll explain that one to the wife?
     
  4. My bold above. What an appropriate name!
     
  5. Yeah but she'll be hungry again in 1/2 an hour
     
  6. Did she mention that she specialised in circumcisions on her c.v? :lol: