Ouch! Thats got to hurt..........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jul 26, 2005.

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  1. Bugger me over a barrel, that has got to smart in the morning!


  2. Rather not thanks.
  3. It’s one of those moments when someone says:

    “Mind your head on the …..”
  4. a very big ouch
  5. or

    "I told her not to run round the pool, but would she listen.......?"
  6. It is a cheap way to have a nose job.


    it adds a whole new meaning to a nose dive.
  7. Remember when Greg Luganis did the same in the Olympics (Barcelona?)?
  8. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Nice arrse though.
  9. hahahahahah!!!! that is blood hilarius. a the joys of schadenfeude
  10. Look on the bright side, she probably wouldn't feel you stick it up her wrong 'un at that stage in the proceedings.
  11. Or if she did she would not be able to identify you in the lineup.
  12. That would definately make yer eyes water. (Probably gettin' it up the wrong 'un would, too!)
  13. Thats got to tickle!!!

    I'm guessing she wasn't up for giving head that evening!
  14. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Though you might say that that was a muffed dive... I'll get my coat... :D
  15. Saw that and it reminded me of:

    Why dogs and porcupines should never EVER meet:

    Dog V's Porcupine