Oscar

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by beufighter, Feb 14, 2013.

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  1. Do you think Oscar has a 'leg to stand on' or will he get away with it in 'leaps and bounds'?

    Seriousley what a waste of human life.
     
  2. At least his snivelling bitch won't be giving him any more lip.
     
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  3. Oscar's not the only man in the world to wake up on St Valentine's Day and shoot all over his wife's face while pretending she is someone else.


    A witness said he heard Oscar saying "Look love, I know it's St Valentine's Day, but if you ask me to stump up again, I'll fucking kill you!"
     
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  4. Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don't be surprising
    Oscar Pistorius
     
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  5. He he...wicked.
     
  6. Apparently he tried to flee police, then realised his legs were still in the wardrobe.
     
  7. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    He wanted to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

    Sent by Crapatalk. Sitting on my bog having a dump.
     
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  9. What's got two legs and kills women?

    The Pistorius Brothers.
     
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  10. Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Remember, just five pounds can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend.


    Oscar has landed on his feet again....they should have thrown the Allen key away!