Oscar

#3
Oscar's not the only man in the world to wake up on St Valentine's Day and shoot all over his wife's face while pretending she is someone else.


A witness said he heard Oscar saying "Look love, I know it's St Valentine's Day, but if you ask me to stump up again, I'll fucking kill you!"
 
#4
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't be surprising
Oscar Pistorius
 
#5
Oscar's not the only man in the world to wake up on St Valentine's Day and shoot all over his wife's face while pretending she is someone else.


A witness said he heard Oscar saying "Look love, I know it's St Valentine's Day, but if you ask me to stump up again, I'll fucking kill you!"
He he...wicked.
 

DieHard

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#7
He wanted to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

Sent by Crapatalk. Sitting on my bog having a dump.
 
#10
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Remember, just five pounds can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend.


Oscar has landed on his feet again....they should have thrown the Allen key away!
 

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