Oscar Pistorious arrested over shooting

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  1. Shouldn't that be 'retires girlfriend' ?
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  2. I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.
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  3. daz

    daz LE

    Did she tell him to hop it?
  4. daz

    daz LE

    Now I don't want to make wild accusations, but I'm betting he was ******* legless at the time.
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  5. It will be a sad day indeed when a South African can't execute women in the comfort of his own home!
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  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Seems he feared for his own safety and sprang into action.
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  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    I've tried to come up with a funny but all the best ones have gone. I'm absolutely stumped.
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  8. daz

    daz LE

    ‎'Blade Runner' shoots girlfriend.

    Damn replicants.
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  9. He should have been on his toes.... er.
  10. Shouldn't he have stabbed her?
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Doubt he will be doing bird, as out there the 'shoot first, questions later' rule seems to apply. Must have been one hell of an argument though!
  12. He's entering the next Olympics in the 25m pistol discipline
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  13. Starting pistol 'cleaning accident' no doubt.
  14. She must have driven him hopping mad!
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