Osama orders korma

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by alib, Jul 21, 2007.

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  1. More proof that Binny boy is at heart a bit of a wimp from Tom Coghlan
     
  2. The guy likes scrambled eggs and is a huge fan of Whitney Houston, can he really be that evil?

    If only Osama had eaten British eggs in the eighties, he wouldn't be around now but pushing up the daisies with his salmonella ravaged body.
     
  3. Scrambled eggs were also a favourite of James Bond in Fleming's novels.

    I know it's got fcuk all to do with anything, but I'm drunk and felt like name-checking my favourite hero.

    I've got my coat on and the taxi's been 'phoned...you're my best fcuking mate...I love you... :hug:
     
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    FFS, yes!!!

    Evil? If he also admitted to liking Celine Dion, then that is proof enough that he is in fact Satan walking the earth.
     
  5. WTF Celine Dion is excellent.
     
  6. 8O

    Osama?
     
  7. Step away from the bottle!!!
     
  8. Stop Press: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4754570.stm

    Osama 'likes hugs, not kisses'.

    Bless.

    On a similar note, Kin Jong-Il's favourite film is 'Friday 13th Part II'. He also appreciates the oeuvre of Michael Jordan and Police Academies parts 1, 2 & 3.
    Apparently.
     
  9. Arsenal! ... settles it then; evil b******d he is!
     
  10. I've also heard (from a source I can't reveal for opsec reasons) that he is a big fan of 1970s British sitcom owning the complete DVD boxsets of "On the Buses", "Terry and June" and "Are you being served?" among others.

    It's reported that he can do quite a good impression of Blakey off "On the Buses".
     
  11. Quite right, natch, he should have supported Sunderland.

    Have shopped in the supermarket in Kabul when Osama was a regular customer. It's called the Chelsea Supermarket, near to Chicken Street and has the motto "Be Happy All The Time" over the door.

    No alcohol, but plenty of Laughing Cow cheese (La Vache Qui Rit for the benefit of Arrse snobs and cheese specialists), olives, cheesy puffs from Pakistan and - yes - Ferero Rocher chocs.

    You can imagine him now pushing his trolly around thinking; "hmm, with these chocolates you are really spoiling us, you kafir baskets".

    Intel has it that he still owns a couple of properties in Wazir Akbar Khan (one bought for his fourth wife) but he cannot visit them because he'll be smart bombed as he puts the key in the door.
     
  12. from the above article, just noticed:
     
  13. He's also a fan of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' apparently. And his favourite episode is the one where Lofty brings an elephant into the camp.

    If we didn't know better, OBL sounds like a typical British pensioner who served either in WW2 or National Service and who just wants a quite life, a good NHS and someone around to stop hoodies smashing up bus stops.
     
  14. Korma! that's a gay curry. I've lost all respect for the man until he's finished a vindaloo. Or maybe a kebab with loads of chilli sauce...