Osama orders korma

#1
More proof that Binny boy is at heart a bit of a wimp from Tom Coghlan
Akhtar was not a formally trained cook, but the job required little skill beyond the ability to prepare bin Laden's favourite dish of mutton korma, for both lunch and supper. Breakfast would typically involve scrambled eggs.

"If he was here today, then I would prepare him a mutton korma," said Akhtar.
 
#2
The guy likes scrambled eggs and is a huge fan of Whitney Houston, can he really be that evil?

If only Osama had eaten British eggs in the eighties, he wouldn't be around now but pushing up the daisies with his salmonella ravaged body.
 
#3
Scrambled eggs were also a favourite of James Bond in Fleming's novels.

I know it's got fcuk all to do with anything, but I'm drunk and felt like name-checking my favourite hero.

I've got my coat on and the taxi's been 'phoned...you're my best fcuking mate...I love you... :hug:
 

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#4
frog_face said:
The guy likes scrambled eggs and is a huge fan of Whitney Houston, can he really be that evil?

If only Osama had eaten British eggs in the eighties, he wouldn't be around now but pushing up the daisies with his salmonella ravaged body.
FFS, yes!!!

Evil? If he also admitted to liking Celine Dion, then that is proof enough that he is in fact Satan walking the earth.
 
#5
WTF Celine Dion is excellent.
 
#8
#9
Stop Press: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4754570.stm

Osama 'likes hugs, not kisses'.

Bless.

On a similar note, Kin Jong-Il's favourite film is 'Friday 13th Part II'. He also appreciates the oeuvre of Michael Jordan and Police Academies parts 1, 2 & 3.
Apparently.
 
#12
Watcher said:
Arsenal! ... settles it then; evil b******d he is!
Quite right, natch, he should have supported Sunderland.

Have shopped in the supermarket in Kabul when Osama was a regular customer. It's called the Chelsea Supermarket, near to Chicken Street and has the motto "Be Happy All The Time" over the door.

No alcohol, but plenty of Laughing Cow cheese (La Vache Qui Rit for the benefit of Arrse snobs and cheese specialists), olives, cheesy puffs from Pakistan and - yes - Ferero Rocher chocs.

You can imagine him now pushing his trolly around thinking; "hmm, with these chocolates you are really spoiling us, you kafir baskets".

Intel has it that he still owns a couple of properties in Wazir Akbar Khan (one bought for his fourth wife) but he cannot visit them because he'll be smart bombed as he puts the key in the door.
 
#13
from the above article, just noticed:
"In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.

She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
 
#14
He's also a fan of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' apparently. And his favourite episode is the one where Lofty brings an elephant into the camp.

If we didn't know better, OBL sounds like a typical British pensioner who served either in WW2 or National Service and who just wants a quite life, a good NHS and someone around to stop hoodies smashing up bus stops.
 
#15
Korma! that's a gay curry. I've lost all respect for the man until he's finished a vindaloo. Or maybe a kebab with loads of chilli sauce...
 
#16
No matter what vile acts Osama has perpetuated or supported, the man is just as human as the rest of us and has positive facets to his charictor as have all "evil" men. Hitler for example was quite charming and gracious when puttering around his home and garden in Obersalzburg... the locals loved him there because he was so personable and caring. Must of been a real shock for them to hear the truth about the SOB...

Anyway... whatever his graces are... Osama still needs a 7.62 headache.
 
#17
gennithmedic said:
Korma! that's a gay curry. I've lost all respect for the man until he's finished a vindaloo. Or maybe a kebab with loads of chilli sauce...
GTM, you are a pooovre yourself if you think that a vindaloo is a challenge. He needs to go to the Nyath Arms pub in Lthaneutid Wells (apologies to Welsh baskets re spelling) and try their beef phall. If you can finish that, they give you a medal.

I finished it and thought I was Hereford material until the next morning when I screamed aloud on the khazi for several hours, begging for mercy.
 
#18
KOTB, that gives me an idea. Apparently the world's hottest chili is not from China, India or even my own ancestors' hot southern climes...it's from friggin' Dorset.

Since it's clear he can't handle his spices, perhaps a little gastro-counter-terrorism is in order.
 
#19
Rumpelstiltskin said:
from the above article, just noticed:
"In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.

She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
No wonder the cunning barsteward keeps getting away, another case of the US unwittingly assisting it's foes? :D
 
#20
Watcher said:
Arsenal! ... settles it then; evil b******d he is!
Absobloodylutely.
 

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