Osama bin Laden Not Buried at Sea.......

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  1. He was buried that's the main thing.
  2. Stratfor is some sort of information network... the emails show people guessing what would happen.

    The story is complete balls.
  3. Might as well read the Sun or the Express if you're gonna read that shite!
  4. Are you sure?

    Not bothering to go look but I bet there are at least one or two "truther" type sites that can prove he wasn't killed/wasn't a terrorist/was on the US payroll*

    * or any other conspiraloon theory you can think up.
  5. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Anyway it wasn't Osama's body, it was Lord Lucan's .. or maybe Shergar's.
  6. I dont think it was Shergar's body; Ive backed him at 14's for the Gold Cup at Cheltenham next week.
  7. Who cares? Good riddance.
  8. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Off course Osama's not dead. Who wouldn't get fed up of living in a cave and then some self-built prison? And that whole multiple wives thing sounds good but after a while it just means multiple levels of nagging. The whole Pakistan death thing was just a cover for defecting to the USA ain return for a new life. I am currently living in Wisconsin and running a small travel firm specialising in discount flights
  9. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Oh shit, oh shit! I meant "he is". HE is living in Wisconsin and working in a travel office. Not me, him. Just so we're clear.
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  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Try as I might, I cant spot a hidden agenda with Stratror. Its founder George Friedman has a brain the size of a planet and Stratfor is usually sound. They do however 'think the unthinkable' at times and my guess is that is what is happening. My money is on Osama feeding the fishes but this will not stop many Muslims reaching for the tinfoil Burka. Remember, the London tube bombs were an MI5 plot because, er, the victims credit cards didn't melt.

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  11. In other news, the CIA "did" 9/11 and the Queen is a lizard.
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  12. Gawd bless 'er.