OR's Bar Rules

#1
Hi everybody,

I have been in a few Regiments and they all have different rules when it comes to the OR's Bar.


  • If you're lucky enough to get caught in a photo in Soldier Mag, Volunteer, Newspaper, TV, etc ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you are a Senior Rank Sgt and above and you do not knock/ring the doorbell before entering the OR's Bar ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you pass CMSR, get promoted, if you or your partner have a baby, or if its your birthday ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you enter the bar in headdress unless on an official duty such as Guard Commander ring the bell and get everyone a drink.

Does your OR's Bar have any rules like this; unusual or tradition?
 
#2
Typical Scouser, always after a free drink........don't ring the Bell on your way out!
 
#5
Hi everybody,

I have been in a few Regiments and they all have different rules when it comes to the OR's Bar.


  • If you're lucky enough to get caught in a photo in Soldier Mag, Volunteer, Newspaper, TV, etc ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you are a Senior Rank Sgt and above and you do not knock/ring the doorbell before entering the OR's Bar ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you pass CMSR, get promoted, if you or your partner have a baby, or if its your birthday ring the bell and get everyone a drink.
  • If you enter the bar in headdress unless on an official duty such as Guard Commander ring the bell and get everyone a drink.

Does your OR's Bar have any rules like this; unusual or tradition?
Sound like Bog standard rules to me mucka.....
 
#6
Drinking with your right hand - ring the bell.
Pointing - ring the bell
calling someone by their first name - ring the bell
losing at Fuzzy Duck - ring the bell

This is the UOTC you're talking about right?
 
#7
Fall asleep and you're fair game to be drawn on / have eyebrows shaved / have photos of you holding people's cocks / have a game of buckaroo played on you.
 
#8
Fall asleep and you're fair game to be drawn on / have eyebrows shaved / have photos of you holding people's cocks / have a game of buckaroo played on you.
I hear a lad got done for sexual assault for lowering his cock into the mouth of a sleeping colleague following an official complaint.

Naked bar is also a thing of the past it seems.
 
#10
I hear a lad got done for sexual assault for lowering his cock into the mouth of a sleeping colleague following an official complaint.

Naked bar is also a thing of the past it seems.
Not in my mess, but then we're a male only ship so probably why no one gives a shit.
 

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#11
I hear a lad got done for sexual assault for lowering his cock into the mouth of a sleeping colleague following an official complaint.

Naked bar is also a thing of the past it seems.
My how things have changed. A young US Coastguard chappy who foolishly fell asleep in my mess would be pleased to hear this news.

We 'niggered' him using black permanent marker pens.

Every inch of the poor ****, including the inside of his foreskin.
 
#13
What sort of regular person sleeping (notbpissed?) does not wake up and say wtf with some strange stabbing like feeling to his foreskin? Or did he start to grow and enjoy the manipulation?


Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
 

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#14
What sort of regular person sleeping (notbpissed?) does not wake up and say wtf with some strange stabbing like feeling to his foreskin? Or did he start to grow and enjoy the manipulation?


Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
The **** was in a state of advanced refreshment. He didn't even flinch.
 
#15
Engineer NAAFI / mess - not for the faint hearted
 
#20
I hear a lad got done for sexual assault for lowering his cock into the mouth of a sleeping colleague following an official complaint.

Naked bar is also a thing of the past it seems.
A lad I used to work with got done for similar offences about 15 years ago.

He slid a Becks bottle into the snatch of a sleeping (drunk) female whilst she was crashed out in the lads accomodation TV room.

He was done for rape and jailed for a number of years. Some judges have no sense of humour.
 

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