Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 4, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"

    I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."
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  2. Every one a winner, eh?
  3. you old romantic you
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    Does the library not fine you for littering?
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  5. Did you actually say that or is that what you realised you should have said 30 minutes later?

    Edit...just realised this is in the jokes forum. Caw, caw...