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phil245

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Book Reviewer
#1
My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"

I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."
 
#4
My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"

I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."
Does the library not fine you for littering?
 
#5
My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"

I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."
Did you actually say that or is that what you realised you should have said 30 minutes later?

Edit...just realised this is in the jokes forum. Caw, caw...
 

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