Orgasm Simulator

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Phil306, Apr 12, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. pffft

    women don't orgasm, where did you get that idea from?
  2. not our fault that they cannot keep up :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  3. Got bored pushing buttons.

  4. women take note. it's not our fault, it's yours :oops:
  5. Why do women fake orgasms?

    Because they think men care.....
  6. How does a real man give an orgasm?

    A real man doesnt!
  7. How do you give a woman an orgasm..................

    Who cares ?
  8. It\'s good if you have p.m.t it gets rid of the stress
  9. What the fcuk does that incoherent sh!t mean???
  10. Are you on drugs Pentwyn?
  11. Get a grip woman! The only thing a pre-menstrual woman needs, is locking in the shed, allowing her the time to ponder on mans omniscience. How much simpler than "Dont eat the apples!" does it need to be?