Iâm involved in organising a stag do in Edinburgh. Iâve never had to plan a stag before and I want this to be as depraved and perverse as the collective minds of ARRSE can muster. Iâm particularly looking for true stories of depravity that I can copy, and if any of you from Edinburgh know of any filthy strippers who will violate my friend Nick without complaining then PM their details to me. So far Iâm thinking of getting Nick so drunk that he passes out (Iâm not above slipping him a sleeping pill if need be). In this inebriated state I plan to get his arrse tattooed (with what I havenât decided yet), he will have ALL his body hair from the waist down removed, and a condom (the outside covered in tabasco sauce and the inside filled with moisturiser) will be inserted halfway up his hoop by means of a pencil. He WILL be left to fend for himself, naked, in the middle of the city for at least an hour (this will be in December). Any further twisted suggestions would be most welcome.