Organ Donation

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Furryturd, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. I'd like to donate my penis. It would make an ideal replacement nose for a small child.
     
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  2. dont have a organ, but a slightly battered upright piano will that do?
     
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  3. Is sperm considered as a donation:bounce:
     
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  4. What about gonads donated involuntarily?
     
  5. There's a fair few brains obviously been donated on the Scap Metal Collectors thread currently running.............
     
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  6. Ask nicely, and Rolf might lend you his little organ;

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  7. Less of a donation, and more of a 'loan' in that case?
     
  8. I'll submit Steven seagulls on Saturday night.
     
  9. If any cute young, slim male wants a donation I can help with a loving spoonful.
     
  10. Pie sales have just gone up!
     
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  11. In September I shall treat you to a special pie.
     
  12. The mind boggles!
     

  13. Hey, you're a spinner, Dingerr
     
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