My general interest in military traditions, uniforms and my recent thread on tent caps got me thinking; what is the most ludicrous order of dress you have seen a member (most likely an officer) of the British Army in? When I was in the CCF about 9/10 years ago, we had one teacher who had recently joined the profession from a cavalry regiment. He would turn up on parades and exercises in tropical combats (the luminous type) with a 58 belt & scrim net as a cravat. To top it all off, he wore his SD hat and carried a riding crop. Everyone else was in C95s.