Orders - Closing Lines

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Phoenix57, Jun 17, 2006.

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  1. I'm rapidly running out of good (Get the fire in the belly/funny) closing lines for O Group's, Any suggestions?
  2. "This is the stuff of legends"
    "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
    "Follow me if you want a medal"
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Follow me - I'll be right behind you (courtesy of Capt Blackadder)
  4. "Where are we again Sgt Major?"
  5. shouldn't that be "where are we again Sgt Major,.......Sgt Major............ hello ......... SGT MAJOR !!! (sob sob sob)
  6. "Has anyone seen my rifle?"
  7. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    How about: 'If we get this right, Gents, my next OJAR will look fantastic!'
  8. DPM

    DPM Old-Salt

    None of you f%ckers will stop me being a general.

    Or was that someone else...
  9. DPM

    DPM Old-Salt

    None of you f%ckers will stop me being a general.

    Or was that someone else...
  10. 'Now go do the voodoo that you do so well!!'

    (Blazing Saddles 1974)

    Or, my inspirational favourite:

    'five, four, three, two, one ....1800 hours'

    Forget all that stuff about going once more into someones britches, they love that synchronisation stuff, they do.
  11. There's always the ultimate source of wit and wisdom, Homer Simpson:

    • If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
    • Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
    • Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
    • Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
    • Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
    • All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
    • All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
    • Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
    • Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
  12. "If we get this right gents, my OJAR will look fantastic!!,

    If you get it wrong your CRs will look bad!!"
  13. "Do it nice, or do it twice!!!"
  14. Command and Signal - I'm in command, he's the signaller.

    Right men be brave, shoot straight....