Given the influx of walts, mongs and general chav scum, identified and loose on this site, it is my proposal that we give them a Unit of their own. Quite similar to the various ideas on a Mong Inf Unit but orientated for close quarter fighting in an urban environment. With their excellent skills in 'appyslappin' and 'joyriddin' the Chavs Company will provide the forces with a shock troop capability. Given their apptitude with technology, there will also be no requirement for inbedded reporters, every contact and skirmish will be filmed using the latest mobile phones. Just like the windtalkers of WW2 fame, this specialised unit will also use a means of cryptic communication, based upon the English language but punctuated (not) with smilies and txt speak. Rations will outsourced to McDonald's. The Walts are to be used in a Super Secret, 'you ain't seen me right' Battalion. It will be their mission to confuse the enemy with stories of guile and cunning, whilst masquerading as Field Marshal's and holding down their day job at Tescos. I have already identified two members of this newly formed unit (5.56IQ and Soldiers_Meatxx). I'm thinking of putting 5.56 in the RQs initially but I have also pigeon holed him for the training wing....soldiers_meatxx can work in the NAAFI bar until I've worked out what exactly to do to her. Have we anyone else that we could utilise for this new Unit?