Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mercurydancer, Jun 3, 2013.

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  1. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    It may be because I have had a bad week at work, or possibly the onset of severe depression, or a paranormal experience, I just do not know.

    However, I do feel a new spirit in my soul which is persuading me to drink huge quantities of alcohol, industrial cleaning products and die on my way to a Dutch brothel.

    Is this the ghost of Ord_Sgt invading my gentlemanly and kindly spirit, and do I need exorcising? I know I need exercising but that is another matter.
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  2. It's only Monday! You'll have a Palladium Helicopter with Diamond windows by Friday. Err it is only Monday isn't it?
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  3. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Bad weeks start on a Monday................................
  4. My first day back from leave, hardly any sleep last night, started as bad a week as i'd left when I went on leave. Never mind i'm underutilised apparently. To punish them i'm going to spend more time on arrse and stop logging out of the computer and fuck off early more. Cunts.
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