Orbit and Grenade rounds.

#1
Ok I'm just as guilty.

For all those of us with the joy that is Orbit and Grenade capable weapons, please be aware that these rounds will not only send your target for a high altitude flight but also anyone stood near them.

Please be careful, various members are getting a bit touchy about being sent for a flight :oops:
 
#3
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
 
#4
sniper_bob said:
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
You owe me a new monitor you TWAT !!! :thumleft:
 
#6
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
Meh SL fun police suck!

For those who do find themselves victim to an orbit round, if you TP out of arrse island and back in you will tp back at ground level.

Which is nice.
 
#7
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
How will they get cought FB? Is there some sort of SL Secret Police wondering arround undercover ? :plotting:
 
#8
sniper_bob said:
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
Teleport to a nother parcel and then teleport back to RnR, numb nuts. :shakefist:
 
#10
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
How will they get cought FB? Is there some sort of SL Secret Police wondering arround undercover ? :plotting:
Yes.

On RnR Island, they are disguised as women (it seems we are less suspicious of them, and it's mainly the chaps who have Orbital grenades etc).

There is a special tattoo on them that looks a little like a LAPD badge (or Judge Dredd's badge). You'll find it hidden in their cleavage, so my advice would be to stare for a while at any lady's frontispiece to see if you can spot the tattoo.

And you can tell them I told you to do it in the interests of security.
 
#11
FluffyBunny said:
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
How will they get cought FB? Is there some sort of SL Secret Police wondering arround undercover ? :plotting:
Yes.

On RnR Island, they are disguised as women (it seems we are less suspicious of them, and it's mainly the chaps who have Orbital grenades etc).

There is a special tattoo on them that looks a little like a LAPD badge (or Judge Dredd's badge). You'll find it hidden in their cleavage, so my advice would be to stare for a while at any lady's frontispiece to see if you can spot the tattoo.

And you can tell them I told you to do it in the interests of security.
Am I within my rights as a SL user to demand that said females remove their tops / bra so i can have a closer inspection ?

Purely in the interests of security obviously :plotting:
 
#12
EEU_196 said:
sniper_bob said:
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
Teleport to a nother parcel and then teleport back to RnR, numb nuts. :shakefist:
Why the fcuk should he have to? Weapons are fine and dandy, and if your having a bit of a death match with a few like minded islanders, then so be it. But using weapons that are scripted to ruin the whole experience for another player is a different matter - especially if they are not part of your shoot me up (i kicked a mine today, can you tell i'm overjoyed at the whole experience).

Take the fcuking things elsewhere. I've had complaints about 1 visitor to the Island ruining it for others, now Arrsers are behaving in exactly the same way. The next complaint i get, i'm going to ban the walting little cnut from ever parcel of land on the Island except the sandbox. You can blow yourself up to your hearts content in there without disturbing others. Christ this is getting tedious.
 
#13
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
How will they get cought FB? Is there some sort of SL Secret Police wondering arround undercover ? :plotting:
Yes.

On RnR Island, they are disguised as women (it seems we are less suspicious of them, and it's mainly the chaps who have Orbital grenades etc).

There is a special tattoo on them that looks a little like a LAPD badge (or Judge Dredd's badge). You'll find it hidden in their cleavage, so my advice would be to stare for a while at any lady's frontispiece to see if you can spot the tattoo.

And you can tell them I told you to do it in the interests of security.
Am I within my rights as a SL user to demand that said females remove their tops / bra so i can have a closer inspection ?

Purely in the interests of security obviously :plotting:
Not doing your duty if you don't MB.

You might need to pop over to Bukkake Island and get a spurting penis, asthe tattoos only show up when coated in spaff.
 
#14
boney_m said:
EEU_196 said:
sniper_bob said:
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
Teleport to a nother parcel and then teleport back to RnR, numb nuts. :shakefist:
Why the fcuk should he have to? Weapons are fine and dandy, and if your having a bit of a death match with a few like minded islanders, then so be it. But using weapons that are scripted to ruin the whole experience for another player is a different matter - especially if they are not part of your shoot me up (i kicked a mine today, can you tell i'm overjoyed at the whole experience).

Take the fcuking things elsewhere. I've had complaints about 1 visitor to the Island ruining it for others, now Arrsers are behaving in exactly the same way. The next complaint i get, i'm going to ban the walting little cnut from ever parcel of land on the Island except the sandbox. You can blow yourself up to your hearts content in there without disturbing others. Christ this is getting tedious.
Time of the month is it?

Could someone grab Boney a tissue, he looks a bit tearful........
 
#15
FluffyBunny said:
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
Mighty_Blighty said:
FluffyBunny said:
A young lady who seems to know a bit about SL told me those Orbital rounds are against the rules of SL, and will get you banned if you're caught using them.

Best create a new ID :D
How will they get cought FB? Is there some sort of SL Secret Police wondering arround undercover ? :plotting:
Yes.

On RnR Island, they are disguised as women (it seems we are less suspicious of them, and it's mainly the chaps who have Orbital grenades etc).

There is a special tattoo on them that looks a little like a LAPD badge (or Judge Dredd's badge). You'll find it hidden in their cleavage, so my advice would be to stare for a while at any lady's frontispiece to see if you can spot the tattoo.

And you can tell them I told you to do it in the interests of security.
Am I within my rights as a SL user to demand that said females remove their tops / bra so i can have a closer inspection ?

Purely in the interests of security obviously :plotting:
Not doing your duty if you don't MB.

You might need to pop over to Bukkake Island and get a spurting penis, asthe tattoos only show up when coated in spaff.
I'll get right over there then and square one away. I wouldn't want to be responsible for a lapse in security
 
#16
boney_m said:
EEU_196 said:
sniper_bob said:
I don't mind being sent up 3,000m but 140,000m is a tad boring when the system doesn't let you tp back. My terminal velocity is roughly 54m/s so under normal circs that would be a freefall of 45 mins. SL is considerably slower, so don't expect to see me back for a couple of weeks - CNUT!
Teleport to a nother parcel and then teleport back to RnR, numb nuts. :shakefist:
Why the fcuk should he have to? Weapons are fine and dandy, and if your having a bit of a death match with a few like minded islanders, then so be it. But using weapons that are scripted to ruin the whole experience for another player is a different matter - especially if they are not part of your shoot me up (i kicked a mine today, can you tell i'm overjoyed at the whole experience).

Take the fcuking things elsewhere. I've had complaints about 1 visitor to the Island ruining it for others, now Arrsers are behaving in exactly the same way. The next complaint i get, i'm going to ban the walting little cnut from ever parcel of land on the Island except the sandbox. You can blow yourself up to your hearts content in there without disturbing others. Christ this is getting tedious.
I wasnt glorifying guns Boney, I was just saying if you want to get back just do what I said.

I don't use guns, and the ones I do don't send you up to the stratosphere, they just push you to the edge of the island. I mostly use my cz75, which only produces smoke if it hits a target, no push.

So I agree with your point Boney, I am getting pissed off at twats feckin around while I'm working especially.
 
#17
Hmmmmmm

Despite the sage advice offered in this thread about the care needed when using orbital munitions, it seems someone "accidentally" put GCO into a geostationary position alongside SKYNET 5.

No names, no pack drill though.

RSM !!! Getherawaaayyyyy!
 
#18
FluffyBunny said:
Hmmmmmm

Despite the sage advice offered in this thread about the care needed when using orbital munitions, it seems someone "accidentally" put GCO into a geostationary position alongside SKYNET 5.

No names, no pack drill though.

RSM !!! Getherawaaayyyyy!
In fairness, I did say prior to the death match should we ALL use the same weapon and they did say lets use our own *taps nails* *flutters eyelashes* How was I supposed to know what the gun did, Im a girl?

Its all a little bit technical for me *smiles sweetly* and I got confused.

I only got the gun because it matched my jewellery and looked pretty *looks at floor* I thought orbit was sugar free gum and Vortex is clearly an advertisement for the SL Club that I host at, so it seemed a good idea to buy it, its my favourite place and reminds me of that everytime I get the matching accessory out which isn't often as it clashes with quite a lot of clothing.

So you see, it was a terrible tragic accident, I apologise for my femaleness and non technical CO slotting mind, I was worried about chipping my nail polish and my concentration was a poor.

LOOK..... Im sorry for doing the community a favour by shooting the poofy grey haired badly dressed hippy dwarf who should be kept off the island till he is at least 5 foot tall and stops getting dressed in the dark. I really dont know why that was not accepted as a form of defence last night (kangaroos courts are ILLEGAL, you should be ashamed ganging up on me)

I had to hide under the kart track because I was being picked on, so Im not the only one to blame for this accident, if the rest of you hadnt forced me to hide under the tracks to pick you off *stifles giggle* NONE of this would have happened.

When you are pointing the accusing finger, just remember you all had your part to play in this terrible accident!!!!! *snivel* bullies



*hangs head* Sorry Boss
 
#19
There was NOTHING wrong with our defence last night!. God know how she didnt get off with it after the plea barganing I was doing *grins*
 

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