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mercurydancer

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mercurydancer

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Or bigandbouncy.com.

Only for research purposes you understand.
 

mercurydancer

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Oh and mix with the poor? I couldn't possibly.
Us poor lot dont really know how to mix with the rich.

I recall one time in Bibendum restaurant having an allergic reaction to an oyster and having to be carried out of the toilets by London Ambulance guys after developing more blotches on my face than Tulisa's legs (and best if I dont mention the projectile vomiting and the shit sprayed rather copiously to, in, and from the toilet.)
 

jarrod248

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Us poor lot dont really know how to mix with the rich.

I recall one time in Bibendum restaurant having an allergic reaction to an oyster and having to be carried out of the toilets by London Ambulance guys after developing more blotches on my face than Tulisa's legs (and best if I dont mention the projectile vomiting and the shit sprayed rather copiously to, in, and from the toilet.)
Come on, don't eat anything from the sea, it stinks and causes gastric problems. Don't tell me you went to Egypt all inclusive?
 

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mercurydancer

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Come on, don't eat anything from the sea, it stinks and causes gastric problems. Don't tell me you went to Egypt all inclusive?
Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.
 

jarrod248

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Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.
Whelks, where is Matt?
 
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Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.
Vegetarian? We don't want your sort around here.

Move along, find another website.
 
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Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.

Lobster mussels and whelks are vegetables now? I never got the memo on that one.
 
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Lobster mussels and whelks are vegetables now? I never got the memo on that one.
I've never seen a lobster in a wheelchair or on life support.
 

mercurydancer

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Lobster mussels and whelks are vegetables now? I never got the memo on that one.
I havent eaten seafood in some decades. I'm just not allergic to lobsters.
 

mercurydancer

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Vegetarian? We don't want your sort around here.

Move along, find another website.
Calm down dear - I just dont like meat. The only food I need is the olive in my dry martini.
 

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