orange wednesday code generator

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by haggler, Jun 5, 2013.

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  1. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Can you do this for Gordon Ramsay's Boxtree or possibly L'Escargot? I'd be grateful.
     
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  2. is there one for babestation
     
  3. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Or bigandbouncy.com.

    Only for research purposes you understand.
     
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  4. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Us poor lot dont really know how to mix with the rich.

    I recall one time in Bibendum restaurant having an allergic reaction to an oyster and having to be carried out of the toilets by London Ambulance guys after developing more blotches on my face than Tulisa's legs (and best if I dont mention the projectile vomiting and the shit sprayed rather copiously to, in, and from the toilet.)
     
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  5. Come on, don't eat anything from the sea, it stinks and causes gastric problems. Don't tell me you went to Egypt all inclusive?
     
  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    is that why you tell the neighbours your dad is the gardener?
     
  7. Did you think I built my fence?
     
  8. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Never been to Egypt. Although I'm vegetarian I've been to Turkey (I've patented that joke)

    Normally I have a stomach like a zinc bath, but I do have a marked allergic response to oysters (but strangely enough not lobster, mussels or whelks) and allergic to crab. I cant eat out a crab without puking.
     
  9. Whelks, where is Matt?
     
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  10. Vegetarian? We don't want your sort around here.

    Move along, find another website.
     

  11. Lobster mussels and whelks are vegetables now? I never got the memo on that one.
     
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  12. I've never seen a lobster in a wheelchair or on life support.