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Orange Poo

#4
Orange Poo

BBC News - Dog mess in Redditch sprayed orange to deter fouling (c) Auntie

I'm not sure whether to laugh at this waste of cash by Redditch BC or not. Painting dog eggs orange rather than clearing them up? Are these people for real?


Hey, come on. Redditch is only a few miles from Royston Vesey (or Evesham as some call it) Redditch is an alternative universe, the council is filled with Little Englanders and God Botherers. The highlight of the week-end here, is going up to church green and watching the drunks and smack heads kicking ten bells out of one another. Oh, and we have more than our fair share of kiddy fiddlers and indulgers in incest.
 
#5
BBC News - Dog mess in Redditch sprayed orange to deter fouling (c) Auntie

I'm not sure whether to laugh at this waste of cash by Redditch BC or not. Painting dog eggs orange rather than clearing them up? Are these people for real?
They definitely don't live in the real world.
How by painting it orange is going to stop children walking or falling in it, is beyond me. In fact because it will be orange it makes it more likely that kids will be attracted to it, thus increasing the chances of being infected.
 
#6
They definitely don't live in the real world.
How by painting it orange is going to stop children walking or falling in it, is beyond me. In fact because it will be orange it makes it more likely that kids will be attracted to it, thus increasing the chances of being infected.
Depending on which part of Redditch they are from, the kids will in all probability eat it, they'll mistake it for Cheesy Whatsits
 

overopensights

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#13
In the USA dogs in some cities have to have DNA submitted by owners.

For failing to take dog for swabbing for DNA attracts a big fine.

If your dog DNA is matched to a pile of poo in the road, then the minimum is $1000 for first offence.
 
#15
It has to be said...

Why do you never see white dog poo anymore? Dog's used to be oh-so more creative in by gone days.
That because not many dogs get bones now.Most butchers that actually bone out send the bones for render.
We have two proper butchers nearby.My dog leaves white eggs all over the lawn.
 
#18
You all fail to see the brilliance of this ploy;

You have the original Turd indication Team (T.I.G) with director of TIG and admin support.

You obviously need a Faeces Removal Group (F.R.G) with another director and more admin.

Finally you need the Orange Rings General And Surrounds Mediators Support, (O.R.G.A.S.M.S)

In these times of fiscal tightness, the council's inventiveness is to be applauded.

Five a day outreach officer? Pah!
 
#19
Is it just me or have I missed something? Why don't they just pay the painters to clean it up? The wankers who let their dogs crap anywhere will start seeing it an honour as happened with the ASBO.
 
#20
I reckon the real reason they spray paint the stuff, is the same craic as with the potholes in the road, once they've sprayed around the pothole, the job is in hand so they can't be sued. Probs the same with the dog eggs, or should I be getting out more.
 

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