oral sex.

phil245

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#1
what is the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#5
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says:

I'm sorry love, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "You don't by any chance have a dentist appointment tomorrow as well, do you?"
 
#6
I received a delightful BJ from a bird in Greece a few years ago. The problem was that she had a chip out of one of her front teeth which lacerated me nob.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#7
I received a delightful BJ from a bird in Greece a few years ago. The problem was that she had a chip out of one of her front teeth which lacerated me nob.
A nail file, the emery board type sorts that sort of thing quite easily. (On her teeth, not your nob)
 
#8
Oral sex sucks
 
#9
Aha! @ Fang Farrier: Do you mind if I PM you with a question (its not about teeth)?
 

Fang_Farrier

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#10
Aha! @ Fang Farrier: Do you mind if I PM you with a question (its not about teeth)?
Not a problem. But I ain't giving you oral sex!
 
#14
Her not bothering to get of the phone to her mother.
 

phil245

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#15
why is pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke your eye out.
 

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