oral sex.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    what is the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
  2. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Hey, don't knock it, it's the taste of things to come.
  3. Oral or is it aural?
  4. AAGF


    If you can face the smell - you've got it licked ...
  5. One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says:

    I'm sorry love, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

    The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "You don't by any chance have a dentist appointment tomorrow as well, do you?"
  6. I received a delightful BJ from a bird in Greece a few years ago. The problem was that she had a chip out of one of her front teeth which lacerated me nob.
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    A nail file, the emery board type sorts that sort of thing quite easily. (On her teeth, not your nob)
  8. Oral sex sucks
  9. Aha! @ Fang Farrier: Do you mind if I PM you with a question (its not about teeth)?
  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not a problem. But I ain't giving you oral sex!
  11. Oh it's not me I was hoping you might find my daughter pony acceptable. PM on the way.
  12. i just watch tv usually. I'd like the view if I was on top of a mountan maybe.
  13. her laughing
  14. Her not bothering to get of the phone to her mother.
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  15. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    why is pubic hair curly?
    If it was straight, it would poke your eye out.