Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 13, 2011.
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what is the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
Hey, don't knock it, it's the taste of things to come.
Oral or is it aural?
If you can face the smell - you've got it licked ...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says:
I'm sorry love, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "You don't by any chance have a dentist appointment tomorrow as well, do you?"
I received a delightful BJ from a bird in Greece a few years ago. The problem was that she had a chip out of one of her front teeth which lacerated me nob.
A nail file, the emery board type sorts that sort of thing quite easily. (On her teeth, not your nob)
Oral sex sucks
Aha! @ Fang Farrier: Do you mind if I PM you with a question (its not about teeth)?
Not a problem. But I ain't giving you oral sex!
Oh it's not me I was hoping you might find my daughter pony acceptable. PM on the way.
i just watch tv usually. I'd like the view if I was on top of a mountan maybe.
Her not bothering to get of the phone to her mother.
why is pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke your eye out.
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