Oral sex causes cancer.

If you indulge in oral sex you have a 9 times higher likelyhood of contracting throat cancer.

This compares to 3 times for a smoker and 2.5 for a drinker.

So if you are a drinker who smokes and then has oral sex I think you are in trouble.

Oh and according to something I heard on the radio it seems that this risk is more prevelant among men for some reason.

So it seems wedding cake isn't the only thing that stops blowjobs anymore.

Can oral sex cause cancer?
 
Shit I must be about to kick the bucket any moment.
 
Thanks for that, but I don't smoke dicks
 

Empty_Vacuum

Old-Salt
There was a documentary on the BBC a few weeks back on this - looked a load of shite though so didn't bother watching it

I swear everything gives you cancer these days, well I suppose you only live life once!
 
Can we just clarify something, the risk of cancer is only higher if the dick is getting rammed into your throat! I can't see a problem with that, but don't tell my missus.

Oh, and Jarrod, you're fucked mate!
 
Thanks for that, but I don't smoke dicks
Any form of oral sex matey. So if you missus fancies a bit of tounge action then you had best buy a dog or something.
 

Mattb

LE
Seems to be related more to the number of partners than the frequency of the act - so no excuse for the wife!
 
Can we just clarify something, the risk of cancer is only higher if the dick is getting rammed into your throat! I can't see a problem with that, but don't tell my missus.

Oh, and Jarrod, you're fucked mate!
Unless I misunderstood the report then (hetero) blokes are at a higher risk than women as we carry the HPV (which is the cause) anyway.
 
Any form of oral sex matey. So if you missus fancies a bit of tounge action then you had best buy a dog or something.

Why is his missus from Liverpool.
 
Unless I misunderstood the report then (hetero) blokes are at a higher risk than women as we carry the HPV (which is the cause) anyway.
Unless I'm blowing myself off, and I've seen a bloke who could but never managed it myself, how do I get bellend HPV into my throat?
 
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PrinceAlbert

Guest
It's true! That's what happened to Jade Goody, the pole smoking slag.

If you go down on a ginger bird then you deserve cancer.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
Can we just clarify something, the risk of cancer is only higher if the dick is getting rammed into your throat! I can't see a problem with that, but don't tell my missus.

Oh, and Jarrod, you're fucked mate!
Well did I tell you about this dry cough i've had for some time? I don't want to bother the GP it's probably the heating at work.
 
Unless I'm blowing myself off, and I've seen a bloke who could but never managed it myself, how do I get bellend HPV into my throat?
Via your missus clunge of course.

Bellend-clunge-gob=death. So in fact you actually kill your self.
 
If you indulge in oral sex you have a 9 times higher likelyhood of contracting throat cancer.

This compares to 3 times for a smoker and 2.5 for a drinker.

So if you are a drinker who smokes and then has oral sex I think you are in trouble.

Oh and according to something I heard on the radio it seems that this risk is more prevelant among men for some reason.

So it seems wedding cake isn't the only thing that stops blowjobs anymore.

Can oral sex cause cancer?
I might still have a chance then. I drink to much, I smoke to much, but don't get a nosh off the missus anywhere near enough.


P.S. Shouldn't this be in the naafi...
 
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wevers

Guest
Fcking hell thats it then life is officially over.......I also read an article the other day that said if you even think about cancer let alone say it out loud you will definately get it!!!!!!!
 
TongueDoms

The thinking theory is related to the secret, what you think inevitably happens... It's very thought provoking!

I'm so badass I'm not even going to get my Hat!
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
Popular among the peanut flicking community I am told.



Or why not make your own in 3 easy steps? Get the children involved and the hours will fly by. *Link thing* (Shouldnt this be in NAAFI?)
 
Imagine getting smacked on the back of the head causing a sharp intake of breath whilst using said homemade dental dam! Why can I suddenly smell lube?!
 

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