Opportunity Knocks

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by PFGEN, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door
    open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back,
    I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every
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