Opinions on fcuk buddies

Would you like a **** buddy (not renting her out)

  • No, they are cold, unromantic and disgusting (I'm a woman)

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#1
The only reason why I’m on ARRSE this late at night is because i am having trouble sleeping. After several months of trying to nail a good friend of mine (stunner and female, just clearing that up) i have managed to attain a fcuk buddy.
Just think, regular sex with a good looking girl with no-strings attached and yet still having the ability to pursue other..."interests". I'm so chuffed.

So what do you think of this wondrous concept?

Edd
 
#2
Edd - watch out, I give it 1-3 months if you're seeing each other regularly before one of you develops "strings". Seen it happen again and again (no, not to me, although applicants should feel free to pm me). Enjoy it while it lasts though, it's for winners while it does :)
 
#4
_Artemis_ said:
Edd - watch out, I give it 1-3 months if you're seeing each other regularly before one of you develops "strings". Seen it happen again and again (no, not to me, although applicants should feel free to pm me). Enjoy it while it lasts though, it's for winners while it does :)
Agreed Artemis,

Have had the pleasure once, but was lucky enough to stop said nonsense..... before her hubby came back from Bosnia!
 
#5
edd1989 said:
The only reason why I’m on ARRSE this late at night is because i am having trouble sleeping. After several months of trying to nail a good friend of mine (stunner and female, just clearing that up) i have managed to attain a fcuk buddy.
Just think, regular sex with a good looking girl with no-strings attached and yet still having the ability to pursue other..."interests". I'm so chuffed.

So what do you think of this wondrous concept?

Edd
Women NEVER give something for nothing.

The opening of the legs is just a loss leader on the way up the mortgage and three kids mountain.
 
#6
Agreed...even though they are awesome, with my very limited experience I have learnt they're not a good idea...strings appear very quickly...so good for a bit but you need to cut and run fast!

Dudders
 
#7
Sorry Edd but it will end in tears ive said it before, women cant do sex without feelings, and men are just grateful for a feeling!
 
#9
scotlass said:
Sorry Edd but it will end in tears ive said it before, women cant do sex without feelings, and men are just grateful for a feeling!
We blokes have feelings too you know scotlass :D And I thought you loved me.................... :D :D :D argh well plenty more fish in the sea :D now where is that bloody fishing rod...... :idea: Taboo where are you? :D
 
#10
Young man, you must be careful if you are indulging in a fcuk buddy. Casual sex can lead to blobby knob, crusty balls, rashes, HIV/AIDS and something called a relationship. :D

Who else is goosing your fb? :twisted:
 
#11
LordVonHarley said:
Young man, you must be careful if you are indulging in a fcuk buddy. Casual sex can lead to blobby knob, crusty balls, rashes, HIV/AIDS and something called a relationship. :D

Who else is goosing your fb? :twisted:
Me
 
#12
edd1989 said:
The only reason why I’m on ARRSE this late at night is because i am having trouble sleeping. After several months of trying to nail a good friend of mine (stunner and female, just clearing that up) i have managed to attain a fcuk buddy.
Just think, regular sex with a good looking girl with no-strings attached and yet still having the ability to pursue other..."interests". I'm so chuffed.

So what do you think of this wondrous concept?

Edd
You've just managed to nail her, and now you are having trouble sleeping....?

Was she lying in post coital bliss a few feet away while you feverishly typed your exultant message to the world (well to ARRSE anyway), or has it been more than one night that you have been too excited to sleep?

Sounds to me like its you that has developed "feelings" and at a very early stage in proceedings.

I reckon you're fcuked in more ways than one
 
#13
No, not you taffridge. Granted she chosen me but she still has some standards.

I'm smugger than Simon Cowell after he has just won the arrogant tosser award.

Any advice any ARRSER's can offer. Many of you feel it will only lead to a relationship, i'll enjoy it for the moment. If it happens at least i'm a fast runner.

In the meantime would anyone else like to sing?

Ahem

"I'm in the money, I'm in the money..."

Edd
 
#14
Edd - be very careful. If she's your FB she may also be someone elses at the same time.
 

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#15
Sign me up. I've always wanted a spare motor, and I can break them quicker than you can say "I laaaaaaaaaave yooooooooo, daaaaan't leeeaaavvee meeeeeeeeeee!"
 
#16
schweik said:
edd1989 said:
The only reason why I’m on ARRSE this late at night is because i am having trouble sleeping. After several months of trying to nail a good friend of mine (stunner and female, just clearing that up) i have managed to attain a fcuk buddy.
Just think, regular sex with a good looking girl with no-strings attached and yet still having the ability to pursue other..."interests". I'm so chuffed.

So what do you think of this wondrous concept?

Edd
You've just managed to nail her, and now you are having trouble sleeping....?

Was she lying in post coital bliss a few feet away while you feverishly typed your exultant message to the world (well to ARRSE anyway), or has it been more than one night that you have been too excited to sleep?

Sounds to me like its you that has developed "feelings" and at a very early stage in proceedings.

I reckon you're fcuked in more ways than one
No, I got back from her place yesterday morning, after a good night screwing. I wouldn't shag and post at the same time, khuh how terribly common.
I was just truly overjoyed by finally attain a friend with benefits.

Anyway, if I’m fucked either way then at least I am indeed fucked.

Edd
 
#17
edd1989 said:
No, not you taffridge. Granted she chosen me but she still has some standards.

I'm smugger than Simon Cowell after he has just won the arrogant tosser award.

Any advice any ARRSER's can offer. Many of you feel it will only lead to a relationship, i'll enjoy it for the moment. If it happens at least i'm a fast runner.

In the meantime would anyone else like to sing?

Ahem

"I'm in the money, I'm in the money..



Edd
It seems to me that she is a bit loose and likes a squaddie. Chances are I've had her, its a numbers game. Just be a bit careful with your mouth around her nether regions she may still be excreting some of my bodily fluids.

If she is just a FB it shouldnt bother you, or are those strings attatching themselves?
 
#18
edd1989 said:
No, not you taffridge. Granted she chosen me but she still has some standards.

Edd
The most basic of tests, will she gang bang the rest of the section? If so, she is just in it for the sex.

If she says "WOT - sex with all your horrible friends" then she is after more.
 
#19
ExRAMC_STAB said:
Edd - be very careful. If she's your FB she may also be someone elses at the same time.
Fair point but she's not that kind of girl. We are both busy and are pursuing our own careers and we don't really have as much time for a other half. This option means we get to shag each others brains out and get sexually relieved yet not have all the hassle of a relationship (if it turns up then bugger).
We would let each other know if we decided to go for some extra curricular activity.

Edd
 
#20
edd1989 said:
ExRAMC_STAB said:
Edd - be very careful. If she's your FB she may also be someone elses at the same time.
Fair point but she's not that kind of girl. We are both busy and are pursuing our own careers and we don't really have as much time for a other half. This option means we get to shag each others brains out and get sexually relieved yet not have all the hassle of a relationship (if it turns up then bugger).
We would let each other know if we decided to go for some extra curricular activity.

Edd
Wake up mate...... she's not "that" type of girl... but she's happy to be a FB? Kidding yourself aren't you, i thought the whole concept of FBs was to be able to do as you please, after all you're just a fcuk to her, why would she come and ask your permission before she jumps your mate?

Wake up.
 
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