operator military intelligence

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dennis10

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#1
can anyone tell what a day in the life of an operator military intelligence is like.

cheers
 
#2
7a.m alarm goes off, first ciggy of the day.
7.15 Cuppa tea.
7.30 shower.
7.45 Chose what to wear.
8.00 Poached eggs on toast followed by pancakes and syrup.
8.30 Take dog for a stroll.
9.00 Chat with lads about exploits down the "dog n duck" last night
1030. Stand easy
11.00 Swap photos gleaned from latest "readers wives" magazines.
12.00 Luncheon.
12.30 Snooze
1.30 Watch latest episode of "Neighbours"
2.00 Planning meeting with lads reference tonight's exploits down the "dog n duck"
3.00 Egyptian PT.
4.00 Chose clothing for tonight's exploits.
4.30 Start exploit.

Hope this helps.
 
#3
dennis10 said:
im in the process of joining the army but am in a bit of a pickle. i cant decide whether to become an armourer or operator military intelligence (more likely armourer).
ive been looking at the blogs for info and have come to the conclusion that armourers do two things:
1)fix weapons
and
2)watch porn.

i was wondering if there are any armourers who could tell me what 'a day in the life of an armourer' is like.

cheers
don't worry dennis, everyone goes through the "should i be an armourer" stage before they join the Intelligence Corps ;)

p.s. you could have written this for OPMI: "ive been looking at the blogs for info and have come to the conclusion that OPMIs do two things:
1)do intelligence
and
2)watch porn.
 
#4
ARRSE, what happend to the 0700 wake up, pour a whiskey then light ciggy or has Germany changed that much!

eeee I remember the good old dark room at Soest, what a wonderful place to sleep off the previous nights exploits!

Seriously Dennis it does depend on where you are, what job you are doing/tasks in hand. Variety is the spice of life and there will be plenty both work wise and porn.
 
#5
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
dennis10 said:
im in the process of joining the army but am in a bit of a pickle. i cant decide whether to become an armourer or operator military intelligence (more likely armourer).
ive been looking at the blogs for info and have come to the conclusion that armourers do two things:
1)fix weapons
and
2)watch porn.

i was wondering if there are any armourers who could tell me what 'a day in the life of an armourer' is like.

cheers
don't worry dennis, everyone goes through the "should i be an armourer" stage before they join the Intelligence Corps ;)

p.s. you could have written this for OPMI: "ive been looking at the blogs for info and have come to the conclusion that OPMIs do two things:
1)do intelligence
and
2)watch porn.
I did, during A3..........................................I didnt like Genforce.
 
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dennis10

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#6
what tasks can i expect if i did join as an operator military intelligence. is it like office work, working on computers etc.
 
#7
If by working on computers you mean looking at porn.....
 
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dennis10

Guest
#8
is watching porn all that soldiers do all day. then again, if the taliban were allowed to look at porn then maybe they wouldnt be so fcuking angry
 
#10
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
Old_Gregg said:
I didnt like Genforce.
should have joined earlier when we had real enemy orbats to play with then :)
Oh Lord, it's flashback time ..... Tk Regt in Tk Div, Tk Regt in MR Div, Motor Rifle troops, knowing all Red Army ranks but being a bit hazy on the British Army, CRP, Vanguard Coy, OMGs, Desants, wooly pullies, 8 guns per Bty in wartime, brand new LCps sh!t hot on enemy kit but can't recognise a 432, the SMG and the Black Watch being overrun 2/3 of the way through the A3 exercise, Scud ! ENDEX !

And I'm spent.
 
#12
wet_blobby said:
7a.m alarm goes off, first ciggy of the day.
7.15 Cuppa tea.
7.30 shower.
7.45 Chose what to wear.
8.00 Poached eggs on toast followed by pancakes and syrup.
8.30 Take dog for a stroll.
9.00 Chat with lads about exploits down the "dog n duck" last night
1030. Stand easy
11.00 Swap photos gleaned from latest "readers wives" magazines.
12.00 Luncheon.
12.30 Snooze
1.30 Watch latest episode of "Neighbours"
2.00 Planning meeting with lads reference tonight's exploits down the "dog n duck"
3.00 Egyptian PT.
4.00 Chose clothing for tonight's exploits.
4.30 Start exploit.

Hope this helps.
Dont have a dog, will it be issued after Phase 2 or do I have to buy my own???
 
#13
wet_blobby said:
11.00 Swap photos gleaned from latest "readers wives" magazines..
If only you knew how close to the truth you are with this one ! :lol:
 
#14
ASKINQs said:
wet_blobby said:
7a.m alarm goes off, first ciggy of the day.
7.15 Cuppa tea.
7.30 shower.
7.45 Chose what to wear.
8.00 Poached eggs on toast followed by pancakes and syrup.
8.30 Take dog for a stroll.
9.00 Chat with lads about exploits down the "dog n duck" last night
1030. Stand easy
11.00 Swap photos gleaned from latest "readers wives" magazines.
12.00 Luncheon.
12.30 Snooze
1.30 Watch latest episode of "Neighbours"
2.00 Planning meeting with lads reference tonight's exploits down the "dog n duck"
3.00 Egyptian PT.
4.00 Chose clothing for tonight's exploits.
4.30 Start exploit.

Hope this helps.
Dont have a dog, will it be issued after Phase 2 or do I have to buy my own???
Use your initiative man, take the dog back to the "dog n duck", where you found her last night. :D
 
#16
dennis10 said:
is watching porn all that soldiers do all day. then again, if the taliban were allowed to look at porn then maybe they wouldnt be so fcuking angry
Genius. I can see you'll go far. :D
 
#17
dennis10 said:
what tasks can i expect if i did join as an operator military intelligence. is it like office work, working on computers etc.
Yet another thread hijacked by the cold war warriors! :wink:

dennis10 check your PMs mate.
 
#18
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
Old_Gregg said:
I didnt like Genforce.
should have joined earlier when we had real enemy orbats to play with then :)
Theres nothing playful about 7 CAAC.......nothing at all......the horror.....the horror........ :omfg:
 
#19
Stop being a gay and man up!! Deep down we both know you loved it!!

The ever helpful and constructive CG.
 
#20
One_of_the_strange said:
Oh Lord, it's flashback time ..... Tk Regt in Tk Div, Tk Regt in MR Div, Motor Rifle troops, knowing all Red Army ranks but being a bit hazy on the British Army, CRP, Vanguard Coy, OMGs, Desants, wooly pullies, 8 guns per Bty in wartime, brand new LCps sh!t hot on enemy kit but can't recognise a 432, the SMG and the Black Watch being overrun 2/3 of the way through the A3 exercise, Scud ! ENDEX !
That takes me back a bit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

...wheels with wheels, tracks with tracks, Spetnaz driving Kamaz trucks round west germany doing their target reccies, etc etc...

Ah, happy days.

:D

Rodney2q
 

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