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#1
we have all done it ,some of the girls /things/ its ..........have had nicknames some were in the strangest of places...............so spill all who's got the strangest person/place

Op telic Alice the goon AKA the sangar Banger ,walked in on her being taken in the ricker by my oppo Basra terminal MND (SE) MT room

scarred for life
 
#5
Ah Sarajevo; the romantic sound of celebratory..nay ill-disciplined fire...in the background and landmines going off in the blazing paddock behind the Terme! I will always remember the night and the day three weeks later when the SO2 Provost tipped me the wink that the SIB might want to discuss lesbian rings in HQ ARRC with me - "no charges Cuddles, see yourself more as an expert witness..."

First and last time a woman admitted to sleeping with me to save her reputation.
 
#6
static-line-pimp said:
didn't know where one ended and the other began and he was big and hairy so that probably says it all......................
So the ricker-action of which you speak isn't the 3 PARA variety? :D

static-line-pimp said:
what you need is big rugby lads who whilst not strangers to the ricker...
 
#9
Granby, camp 4, banging a blonde, slightly lumpy nurse. took her in her room with her mate 'asleep' in the bunk below. Finished the deed, she goes off for a shower and her mate pops out from under the bed and tells me she's a lezzer!

Turns out she just wanted a c0ck in her to take the heat off!

Donna, if you're reading this, cheers for the sh@g.
 
#10
DozyBint said:
static-line-pimp said:
didn't know where one ended and the other began and he was big and hairy so that probably says it all......................
So the ricker-action of which you speak isn't the 3 PARA variety? :D

static-line-pimp said:
what you need is big rugby lads who whilst not strangers to the ricker...
As for ricker action, i have heard a rumour of a certain SSM at 3 Div who was caught dictating to his civvy assistant over the desk. In 2-3 out. Any 2 Sqn lads (TrackLink & Mitch99) should know who this is!!
 
#11
Not really the same, but on Granby, i went to relieve, someone who shall remain nameless, on stag at stupid o clock. Imagine my surprise when i found said professional soldier burping his worm at a furious rate of knots. His arm was moving faster than a concert violinist. Needless to say i found the whole thing amusing and have kept shtuum until now.
 
#12
A certain female, who has since passed the commando course....
was getting rattled in her portacabin in kosovo in 2000 so noisily it attracted a crowd of onlookers/pervs, myself included. :D
The Op's O had an unusual spring in his step the next day.
We were all very jealous :x
 
#14
3 Para mortars?
 
#16
Fallschirmjager said:
No. They're already shaved.
LOL, nice one.... :D
 
#17
deadc0de said:
A certain female, who has since passed the commando course....
was getting rattled in her portacabin in kosovo in 2000 so noisily it attracted a crowd of onlookers/pervs, myself included. :D
The Op's O had an unusual spring in his step the next day.
We were all very jealous :x
That would be the AGC female then, bit of a snob if i remember rightly, so with any luck she got a few digs in the kidneys at same time. :twisted:
 
#18
SpannerSpanker said:
That would be the AGC female then, bit of a snob if i remember rightly, so with any luck she got a few digs in the kidneys at same time. :twisted:
I couldn't say :wink: second thoughts yeah it was.
 
#19
Q stores, Um Qasr, Telic 1 . Haven't quite got the hang of the op shag thing though cos I later married her!
 
#20
'Them', somewhere, spitroasting a female RMP corporal in public... The same night 'they' cabbied M79 rounds to celebrate the holiday, just after we'd all agreed that celebratory fire was for wnakers and third world tossers: and if 'you' are reading, I saw everything, you posing knobbers... :lol:
 

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