Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Arpie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Joe was having trouble with peeing. He’s rather embarrassed and struggles to find the words to explain his problem to the doctor. Eventually he says he wants to be castrated.
    The doctor tells him it’s a very serious operation and he should think about it and come back later.
    Joe insisted that he wants to be castrated so the doctor arranges the operation.

    An hour after the op Joe wakes up feeling rather sore. He asks the guy in the next bed what he was in for.

    “Circumcision” says the guy.

    That’s the F*****g word!