I warned you last time you walked on the grass and you took no notice. Look who's laughing now.
It will be years till you can clear your name and then there will still be those who say there's no smoke without fire.
Just be thankful you didn't walk across the square.
I JUSt wondered , how is it that everyone in sarfend can give you the names of the top three villeins in the parish but they never seem to get arrested . Cressida said that some folks will be surprised to see that their perfect neighbours have been collared. People who other citizens just wouldn't believe that they were gangsters .
If they've caught Sunglasses Jeff and Olaf I need to make plans a bit lively.
I've got 15 MILAN posts(not sure how the wire spools before you ask) 200 rockets (best before March 21),
25 Somali hookers (Fairly well trained)
1 gram of Peruvian flake that I found in an old jacket.
Sensible offers only