I wouldnt be surprised if a similar with a less violent ending style of show is put on. After all the games are for all. With the current govt, it will be run by Bliars youth army, supported by Red Ken's mob and our new sport will be, who has the youngest single mothers, Gold, Silver and Bronze to us I think.
Cracking idea, if we start them on a diet of nutella and ghee butties now, we should be able to get them up to about 45 stone in 7 years. Anything less than that, and they wont last the course. Where do you suggest we insert the wick? we could surgically implant it into their heads, or the easier option would be to ram it up their hula with a broom handle.
how about blind people on motorbikes .... with their dogs in the sidecars steering them with "woofs"
we haven't seen a spectacle like this for years, lets show our commitment to nature by capturing the top 75 endangered species in the world, dragging them out of the wild and teaching them how to dance by using electrodes and sticks with nails through the end.... this could be a winner.
I like the way you're thinking Shortfuse I'm going to take that a little further. Okay, we have 7 years left, lets use them wisely. There are around 1,600 pandas left. They clearly hate fÃ¼cking, so all we need to do are two things:
1. Around 6 months before the opening ceremony, the british embassy in Beijing spreads the rumour that eating the supple tips of panda ears makes your knob grow. A month later, after the chinese have found all of the worlds pandas and nipped their ears off, they are then told that treated knobs will be big but useless unless a poultice consisting of oregano and panda heart is applied twice a week.
2. A panda is moved to a secret bank vault somewhere in UK before contacting Beijing.
The chinese, koreans and japs will massacre the world panda population within months leaving the only living panda safe in our vault leaving us with the most original and hugely impressive way to open OUR games, by sacrificing the world's only living panda. For the purposes of political correctness, a disabled child could clumsily set fire to the panda before pushing it into the gas cloud for the olympic flame. Its a definite goer! )