Opening a Shop....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. If you could open a shop what would you flog and why?

    I reckon I've seen a gap in the market here in Aldershot......Hats!

    Every ex Gurkha in town wears a hat of some description....trilby/panama/bobble/baseball etc.
    No idea why but there's money to be made!
     
  2. I'd supply spares for the outrage bus.
     
  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    Bull Excrement as everyone seems to use a lot talking !!
     
  4. Air guitars


    because there are some really gullible fuckers out there. :nod:
     
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  5. id have a hydrophonic shop
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Catterick garrison... sorry. Hem. Catterick Village as it is now known. I would open a ladies hairdressing shop. Then I would sit down the back with a pony. To attract the locals. Then I would torture them until they explained why Catterick Village has more ladies hairdressing shops than any other Village in the UK.

    I would steal their money and open a butchers shop with the cash. Then I would fucking start.
     
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  7. See, I corrected that for you- you fucking druggy.
     
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  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    A dead horse? :-D
     
  9. Stuff I accidentally acquired from sex shops around the UK over the years. And various Airsoft accessories.
     
  10. I opened this thread before I realised it was the NAFFI section...

    I was going to pass on some sound advice that could see you doing pretty well, leading to a successful business that you could later sell off and then retire....

    But as this is just the NAFFI you can poke it instead...

    Shame that, now you'll never know.

    :)
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So am I right in thinking nobody is interested in opening another ladies hairdreseers shop in Catterick Village?

    Ladies Hairdressers and Tanning Salon and Nail Parlor and Eyelash Extension Emporium?

    Puffs. You've got to speculate to accumulate. You know?
     
  12. There are so many ancient creaking old cock hunters on here I'm going to round them up.
    I'm going to stick a red light in the window and have the ugly old cunts gurning in the window.
    I'm sure somebody would bang the old grannies and it'd keep them off here.
     
  13. A couple of rent boys would be nice as well.
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A bold move Hortense, but your avoidance of opening another ladies hairdressers shop in Catterick Village is noted. It could be a ladies shop for proper ladies if you want. PM me, yah?
     
  15. Are we still doing lunch next weekend?
    I can't cut hair but I can Market the sites ancient cock hungry creatures. I think rearwords could provide a service for the disabled.