Open up and say ahh!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mad Professor, Nov 5, 2011.

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  1. Fucking lezzer
     
  2. Fangfarrier said it was S.O.P. Whats the fuss about couldn't she gargle?
     
  3. Oops, my dentist is a hermer, dodgy that, must remember never to be sedated.
     
  4. My dentist is pure MILF, as far as I'm concerned she can do what she likes as long as my head is between those tits.
     
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  5. 'he suddenly put his genitals into her mouth'

    It doesn't state if they were still attached to his body.
     
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  6. Poor chap was probably just checking her gag reflex and general oral hygiene.
     
  7. Well, that's one way to check the 'bite' on the patients' teeth after a filling.....
     
  8. Was he kneeling on the chair's armrests, or is he hung like John Holmes (before he died)?
     
  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    To be fair to him, he was only giving her a mouthwash.
     
  10. What ever happened to gargle and spit?
     
  11. He was named.. Dr Wang Tu Chu...
     
  12. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    My dentists are fit as fuck all female practice! So they can drop their gammon flaps in my mouth anytime
     
  13. Will the Police reconstruction on Shanghai's Crimewatch be available on Youtube?
     
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  14. That's what dentists do, fill cavities. :)