What a shame, as the weather, even in leafy Sussex, is about to revert to cold of Arctic proportions, the filth in Ford have burned down much of their accommodation. As many Arrsers have discovered, a deep trench provides some warmth - unless of course, some 'ass-oles' use it as a convenient place to 'spend a penny'. Now we shall see how Tory or Liberal this Coalition really is. TORY: Trenches and possibly marquees, but no 'Visits'; 'Leave'; 'Television', or 'Hot Water'. LIBS: Oh! Poor lambs; disadvantaged at birth (including aristocrats and public school wallahs); not their fault; all the fault of that horrid Mrs. Thatcher. BBC Radio 4 (broadcasting in support of the rioters) said that 200 specially trained riot police supported...... blah! blah! Oh! How I wish a handy battalion of Paras, angry at being called off 'Post Op Leave', had been deployed - with the machine gun platoon to the fore! When will we realise, again, that criminals are ******* criminals and should be treated as such?