Went on the lash saturday night with the mrs and her old school friend and husband who live with her mum. Got totally shit faced was in our room and needed a piss so went to the bog ,got back into the room and said to the wife "Right you bitch i know you have been gagging for all day so get ready for the shag of your life". Imagine the horror on my face when her mates mum and dad sat up in bed screaming. I almost pissed myself . I ran out of the room told the mrs and 10 mins later we were in a taxi going 80 miles back home and her mate wont talk to her . That was the first time i have got pissed in 7 months too .