Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by 52niagra, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy goes into the supermarket, and notices an attractive blonde waving at him. She says `Hello`, he`s rather taken aback because he can`t place where he knows her from, and says` Do you know me?`To which she replied `I think you are the father of one of my kids.`
    Now his mind takes him back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says
    `My god, are you the stripper from my batchelor party that I made love to on the Pool table, while your partener whipped me with the wet celery, while all my mates watched?`

    She looked straight at him and replied softly,` No I am your sons teacher!!`