Oops, shes a stripper!

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  1. He rushed out of the room while she packed her bag.

    Phoned his mum to say thanks? Or couldn't stand up straight?
  2. Thought it was a gorillagram my arrse - the mother did it on purpose, dirty scutter.
  3. Maybe it was a gorillagram after all, she just didn't read the small print!
  4. I'm betting she's going to get the best Mother's Day present ever next year.

    Why didn't this sort of thing happen in my school?
  5. Probably a 10" Dildo.

    Well she started it. 8O
  6. I wouldn't think a stripper would be allowed past the Borstal gates :D
  8. Aye,

    we're classy as feck in the great east midlands.
  9. When I leave the Army I want to be a teacher in Nottingham!
  10. "The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag".

    And straight in to the toilets to rip his c0ck off in a mad frenzy
  11. Apparantly she's been booked for the next PTA meeting. Only this time she has to come dressed as the headmistress......


    ...sorry, got to go to the loo, back in a mo.
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He's never going to live that one down is he?

    Ya ya ya poof, fancy running out of class, she was only just getting started!
  13. Naw... for real class you need to be from Long Eaton :wink:
  14. ...and perhaps the funniest bit of all is yet to come.

    I can see someone's career being badly damaged, if not terminated over this. Interviews without coffee and biscuits are the least of one persons worries right now.

    Really funny.